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你和猫王唯一的共同点 Only thing you got in common with the King
就是你们都喜欢吃花生酱三明治 is a liking for peanut butter sandwiches.
没错 Yeah.
这种组合会把下水道堵住 That kind of combo clogs up the plumbing.
大便拉不出来 Can't crap.
屎堆积到你眼睛里 把它们变成棕色 Shit backs up to your eyeballs, turns them brown.
然后你会被大便淹死 And then you drown.
有一首歌很适合你 Now, there's a song for you.
你要吃他妈的蔬菜 Eat your fucking vegetables.
根据真实故事改编
保持着14胜2败的战绩 Holding a record of14 wins and two losses,
来自蒙大拿州海伦娜 hailing from Helena, Montana,
目前是我州中量级排名第二的拳击手 he is currently the number-two-ranked middleweight in ourgreat state.
女士们先生们 欢迎斯图尔特·朗 Ladies and gentlemen, Stuart Long.
未来可期呀 老弟 Got a future, brother.
表现不行呀 You have to do better than that.
我们爱你 斯图 We love you, Stu.
-嘿 宝贝 -嗨 -Hey, baby. -Hi.
你现在喜欢金发美女了 You like blonds now, huh?
-她很可爱 她很可爱 -没错 -She's sweet. She's sweet. -Yeah.
好好享受吧 孩子 Enjoy it now, kid.
岁月催人老 谁也逃不掉 You're almost past your prime. It happens.
我没揍你算你走运 You're lucky I don't punch you.
放进嘴里 好好教训教训他 Take that, and give it to him.
我要把你的臭嘴打歪 I'm gonna punch you in the mouth.
好的 可以 All right, good.
来呀 来呀 Come on, come on.
别烦我了 行不行 Will you come on?
双手举起来 Keep your hands up.
做好防守 Keep your guard up.
我不管他是不是更好的拳击手 I don't care he's the better boxer.
你要比他更会表演 You gotta be the better actor.
我知道 I know.
我喜欢这样 伙计 I love this, man.
我最擅长这个 It's what I do.
嘿 Hey.
你的表现太棒了 Well, that's just great.
我赢了 我挣了钱 你想要什么 I won. I got some dough. What you want?
一个烤面包器 A toaster.
我给你买一个烤面包器 I'll get you a toaster.
如果你拿出打人精力的一半 If you put half the effort into a regular job
找一份普通的工作 that you put into beating ass,
总有一天你会成为经理的 you'd be a manager one day.
既然你不期望我们长大以后登陆月球 Why dress us as astronauts for Halloween
为什么在万圣节的时候 把我们打扮成宇航员 if you didn't want us to shoot for the moon?
那时候我有两个儿子 总要赌一把 That's when I had two of you to bet on.
那个小丑在哪儿 Where is this clown?
嘿 快告诉她没什么好担心的 Hey, tell her it's nothing.
恐怕不行 Not quite.
你的下巴有块骨头严重感染 You have a serious infection of the bone in your jaw,
你的血液显示非常高的发炎指数 as well as extremely high inflammation markers in your blood.
上一次也是这样 你的同事给了我抗生素 Same thing as last time. Your colleague gave me antibiotics.
不就好了吗 Did the trick, right?
你在最近的三次比赛之后 开始发烧和感染 After your last three fights, you've developed fevers and infections.
这不是受伤后的正常反应 That's not a normal response to injury.
什么意思 What does that mean?
从医学上来说 我们需要做进一步检查 Medically speaking, we'd need further testing
来确定问题的根源 to determine the source of the problem,
形象的说法就是 你的身体在警告你不要再打了 but metaphorically, seems like your body is telling you not to fight.
形象…去你的 什么 Meta-- Fuck that. What?
决定权在你 但我必须告诉你 The decision is yours, but I must make you aware
并发症有可能危及生命 that the complications could be life-threatening.
这是你编造的 对吗 You set this up, didn't you?
是她指使你的 She tell you to say that?
-您能先回避一下吗 -演得真像 -Could you give us a minute? -We got the Keystone Kops here.
别听这个废物胡说八道 Don't listen to this loser.
该死 他就是想从你身上好好捞一笔 妈妈 Shit, he trying to run up the bill on you, Mama.
你这该死的 对自己的生命这么不以为然 Damn you for being so careless with your life.
不以为然 我在为了你和我的生活拼命 Careless? I'm fighting for it. And yours too.
我挣钱买吃的 你那该死的老公却没有 I put food on the table. Your deadbeat husband don't.
悼念亲人可不算残疾 我查过了 Grief ain't a disability. I looked it up.
你以为自己能成为专业拳击手吗 What you think, you'll get to be a pro?
孩子 大部分人到了你这年纪都退休了 Honey, you're the age most guys are when they pack it in.
你还在为了获得赞助打架 You're still scrapping for a sponsor.
看着我的眼睛 告诉我 Look me in the eyes and tell me
那些塑料奖杯比你的命还重要 that some plastic trophy is worth more than your life.
那只能怪你自己了 You only got yourself to blame.
就算我只拿到参与奖绶带 你也大惊小怪的 Making a fuss over all them damn participation ribbons.
你的标准那么低 还能指望你儿子干什么 You set a low bar. What you expect from your son?
指望这个儿子不会死 That this one don't fucking die.
我没那么幸运 I ain't that lucky.
我听说钻井厂的工资很高 I heard them oil rigs went up pay good.
我才不干蓝领的活儿 I ain't doing no blue-collar bullshit.
亲爱的 那还有什么工作 Well, honey, what else is there?
黄石
史蒂芬·朗 深爱的儿子和弟弟 1966-1971
爸爸逮到我在你的房间里玩 Dad caught me playing in your room.
我挨了一顿揍 Got a heck of a hiding for it.
有时候我真的恨你那么优秀 Sometimes I thought I hated you for being so good.
让我显得这么差劲 Making me look bad.
爸爸可能在想 为什么要养我这么一个混蛋儿子 Dad probably wonders why he gotta keep a piece of shit like me.
肉桂糖
你想要吗 You want it?
过来拿吧 Come get it.
怎么了 你觉得我失手了 What, you think I missed?
我从不失手 I never miss.
哦 该死 Oh, shit.
晚上好 警官 Evening, officers.
没事吧 Everything all right here?
只是来祭奠一下 Just paying my respects.
你是比尔的儿子 You Bill's son?
哇 这么多年过去了 他还是在让我难堪 Wow, all these years gone, he's still making me look bad, huh?
阴魂不散 对吧 Chip off the old block, huh?
巴特啤酒
很高兴见到你 斯图 Good to see you, Stu.
郡警局
我们会再见的 刺头 Until we meet again, prick.
嘿 妈妈 Hey, Mama.
拒捕 Resisting arrest?
我挑战了警官的判断 这是一次令人振奋的争论 I challenged the officer's judgment. It was a stimulating exchange.
我帮他成为了更好的警察 I made him a better cop.
-快上车 -如果他们告诉你原因 你会骄傲的 -Get in the car. -If they told you why, you'd pat my back.
那不就是你的人生故事吗 总让人莫名其妙 Ain't that the story of your life? Being out of context.
我要告诉你个好消息 I got some good news for you.
-我想清楚了 -是吗 -I figured it out. -Yeah?
事不过七 Seventh time's a charm?
不 我想到自己要干什么了 No, I figured out what I'm gonna do.
-我要当一名演员 -哦 天哪 -I'm gonna be an actor. -Oh, God.
你想想 这是最适合我的 Think about it. Nothing ever made more sense.
我天生就是表演的料 I mean, I was born to perform.
我只需要花时间找到我的舞台 It just took some time to find my stage.
是吗 舞台在哪儿 Yeah? Where's that at?
好莱坞 Hollywood.
你连米苏拉西部都没去过 You ain't been west of Missoula.
你有地图 我会找到那儿的 You got a map, I'm gonna make it there.
你和洛杉矶那些人根本不是一路人 You don't belong with L.A. folks.
他们是一帮投机的共产主义者 该死的法西斯嬉皮士 They're a bunch of carpetbaggers. Communist fucking fascist hippies.
我不想和他们成为一路人 我要与众不同 I ain't trying to belong. I'm trying to stand out.
等着看我拯救世界 Wait till you see me saving the world,
干掉坏人 亲吻戴着珍珠项链的姑娘吧 shooting bad guys, kissing them girls in pearls.
很有可能这三件事同时发生呢 Probably all three at once.
尝试干这一行是不是有点晚了 Isn't it a little late to, you know, try that?
是“晚”了 也是“完美” They gonna say "late," they gonna say "great."
我还不打算死呢 And I ain't even gonna be dead yet.
怎么样 Well?
你会去找你的父亲吗 You gonna look your father up?
-我会去找我的父亲吗 -是的 -Am I gonna look my father up? -Yeah.
去他的比尔 Fuck Bill.
快 我们走 Come on, let's go.
没错 去他的比尔 Yeah, fuck Bill.
你这弱智狗娘… You throwback mother--
我在为公共服务呢 混蛋 I'm trying to do a public service, asshole.
学学怎么开车吧 白痴 Learn how to drive, idiot.
你好 车牌号是多少 Hello. Can I get the vehicle number?
车牌号是滚蛋-一千-傻瓜-十 Yeah, vehicle number, jerk-off-kilo-limp-dick-ten.
他车开得怎么样 How's his driving?
我来告诉你他开得怎么样 I'll tell you how's his fucking driving.
他的爸妈肯定是近亲结婚 他开起车来就像个弱智 His parents must be cousins. He's driving like a fucking half-wit.
雇一个撞车测试假人都比他… Be ahead hiring a crash test dummy--
如果满意你的信息 请按一 If you are satisfied with your message, press one.
婊子养的 Son of a bitch.
必须有人想出更好的办法 举报这些白痴 懂吗 Somebody gotta find a better way to rat these retards out, you know?
这真让一个守规矩的司机崩溃 因为他只是想做正确的事 Make a decent driver crash just for trying to do the right thing.
好莱坞首选汽车旅馆
先住一个星期吧 Let's just start with a week.
182美元 如果预定一个月 你能省百分之二十 That's $182. If you book a month out, you save 20 percent.
用不了一个月我就成名了 I don't need a month to make it.
这里的所有人都这么想 You and everybody else in this town.
你有什么建议吗 You got some advice?
我还在等待机会呢 I'm still trying to be discovered.
等我成名了 我会带上你 I hit it big, I'll take you with me.
一路飞黄腾达 All the way to the top.
周一付清房租 Payment's due Monday.
-别小瞧自己 -我不会的 -Don't sell yourself short. -Oh, I won't.
周一见 I'll see you Monday.
该死 Oh, shit.
太棒了 Oh, yeah.
喂 我是朗先生 找我的电话都别接过来 Hello? Yeah, this is Mr. Long. Hold all my calls.
真的吗 Really?
我要想一下 I'll have to think about that.
好莱坞 宝贝 好莱坞 Hollywood, baby. Hollywood.
好家伙 你来好莱坞了 小子 Hot damn, you in Hollywood, kid.
他说什么 What did he say?
我成功了 I made it.
太厉害了 Oh, shit.
看看哪个频道每晚都会播放我的节目 See what channel I'm gonna be on every night.
每晚 Every night.
没错 Oh, yeah.
怎么回事 The fuck?
连有线电视都没有 182块钱就这破玩意 最好给我修好 Ain't no antenna on here. $182 for this shit. It better be working.
我要投诉 电视坏了 Yeah, I got a problem. The TV ain't working.
明天 我付了182块钱 我需要电视 Tomorrow? I paid $182. I need a goddamn TV.
该死 你在开玩笑吧 Shit. You gotta be kidding me.
叫那个肥婆赶快上来给我修好 Better get her big ass up here and fix this shit.
我成功了 I made it.
“加油站服务员 圣诞树卖场” "Gas station attendant. Christmas tree lot."
我被选为圣诞老人最爱的小精灵 I was voted Santa's favorite elf.
真不错 Nice.
“业余拳击手 战绩15胜2败 "Amateur boxer. Record 15 and two.
1985年州际金手套中量级冠军” 1985 Gold Gloves Middleweight titleholder for the state."
我一拳制胜 I won that one by knockout.
说吧… So...
为什么来这儿 what brings you here?
我退出拳坛了 与其靠拳头吃饭 不如靠脸吃饭 Hung up the gloves. I thought I'd cash in on my face, instead of my fists.
这张脸还能多用几年 Get more mileage out of that.
超市是最容易被发现的地方 No better place to be discovered than the supermarket.
好莱坞大腕们也得来买菜呀 Even Hollywood big shots gotta buy beans.
没错 Yeah.
你想当演员 You wanna be an actor.
不是所有人都梦想在超市打工 It's not like anyone aspires to work at a supermarket.
如果有人愿意 那也很不错 Unless they do, and that's cool.
从长远来看 他们可能更快乐 They're probably happier in the long run.
没错 Yeah.
你有什么技能能胜任这份工作 What skills do you possess that would make you suited for this job?
我很有魅力 你可以去问我妈妈 I'm real charming. Ask my mama.
我猜也是 I'll bet.
-我可能有工作适合你 -太好了 -I might have something for you. -Yeah.
给你 我是不是在电视剧里见过你 Here you go. Hey, did I see you in a television series?
-你有亲戚在电影圈吗 -不 没有 -You got any family in the film industry? -No, I don't.
-你拍电影吗 -不 -You do movies? -No.
你不是娱乐圈的人吧 You don't work in the entertainment industry?
不是 伙计 No, man.
先生 我帮你包好 Sir. Let me wrap it up for you.
想直接拿吗 Wanna get right to it, huh?
-你有朋友从事电影业吗 -没有 -You got friends in the film industry? -Nah.
你不是我们要找的人 You're not exactly what we're looking for.
我听过这种话了 I've heard that before.
我想应聘当人体招牌 Trying to be a human billboard.
转动广告牌 你知道那种工作 Sign spinner. You know the gig.
他们把工作给了一个毛头小子 Gave the job to some other little punk.
我在城市的另一边转广告牌 我吸引的顾客比他多十倍 I set up on the other side of the city. I got ten times the customers he did.
好吧 这样吧… All right, well...
如果你愿意证明你自己 我可以给你机会 If you're willing to prove yourself, I'm open to persuasion.
好的 我该怎么做 Yeah. What do I got to do?
你到底有多想要 How badly you want it?
好吧 Okay.
-我给你一拳怎么样 -好吧… -How about I put your lights out? -Okay--
你再告诉我你是不是满眼冒金星 Then you tell me if you see a fucking star.
好吧 没这个必要 Okay, not necessary. Not necessary.
好吧 Okay.
-我要拿走我的照片 -好的 -I'm taking my picture. -Yeah.
请叫下一个人进来 好吗 Send in the next person, please?
老天… Jesus...
克莱尔 我们需要买一台新相机 Claire, we need a new camera.
最理想的约会对象 是不是 Best kind of date, huh?
含情脉脉的眼睛 紧闭的嘴巴 Big bedroom eyes, keeps her mouth shut.
我喜欢不害怕说出自己身份的女人 I like a woman who ain't afraid to say who she is.
你想让我当什么 Who do you want me to be?
我想要菜单 就会去餐厅 I want a menu, I go to the restaurant.
有时候我需要帮助 才能从角色里走出来 Sometimes I need help getting out of character.
马上回来 Be right back.
要是那头麋鹿有钱又有老二 她肯定不会放过它 Hell, she'd fuck that elk if it had a dick and a dollar.
这个城市想让我认为 我的工作受制于某个卑鄙小人 This town wants me to think that my job's at the mercy of some scumbag,
我的老二受制于某个饥不择食的荡妇 and my dick's at the mercy of some slut's low standards?
一个男子汉凭自己的本事赢 A real man earns a win on his own damn merits.
该死 Shit.
好了 All right.
-这个猪肉怎么样 -猪肉在打折 -Tell me about the pork. -That pork's on sale.
为什么现在打折 Why's that now?
你觉得呢 Why you think?
猪很丑 或者肉不新鲜了 Pig was ugly, or the meat gone old.
他们什么也不会告诉我 我只负责卖上面写的东西 They don't tell me this shit, sir. My job is to sell what's on the sign.
我买两块羊排 I'll take two racks of lamb.
好的 Yeah.
需要什么吗 女士 What can I get for you, miss?
不需要 谢谢 Nothing, thank you.
我有牛肉 I got beef.
我看见了 I can see that.
我今晚吃鱼 I'll have fish tonight.
-别让我改变你的想法 -没有 -Don't let me change your mind. -You didn't.
你可以吃鱼罐头 也可以让我请你吃饭 You can find a fish in a can, or you can let me take you to dinner.
我不喜欢别人告诉我可以做什么选择 I don't like being told my choices.
那我们折中一下 去钓鱼怎么样 How about I take you fishing, we compromise?
不了 谢谢 No, thanks.
我还不知道你的名字 I didn't catch your name.
看来你并不擅长钓鱼嘛 Not much of a fisherman then, are you?
嘿 Hey.
-斯图尔特 跟你说句话 -我得去帮一个女士 -Stuart, a word. -I gotta go help a lady out.
如果客人需要帮助 他们不会逃走的 People don't run from help if they want it.
跟踪客人是一种可能招致解雇的犯罪 Stalking customers is a fireable offense.
曾经有人管它叫浪漫 They used to call it romance.
肉的销售量下降了百分之二十 Meat sales are down 20 percent.
你这副鬼样子来店里上班 You come in here with your face fucked up.
你看起来就好像刚跟一头牛厮杀过 Looks like you done battle with the cow trying to kill it.
-比起实话 他们可能更想听这个 -先去肉部 把这里清理干净再说 -They might prefer that to the truth. -Meat room. Till this shit clears up.
你应该设立一个海鲜柜台 Get a Fish Department in here.
-是吗 -是的 -Yeah? -Yeah.
-该死 -人生苦短 斯图 -Shit. -Life is short, Stu.
太短了 不值得浪费时间当个混蛋 或者跟混蛋打交道 你想说什么 Too short to be a dick or deal with one. What you trying to say?
我没想什么 我只是在告诉你 I'm not trying, I'm saying.
如果你眼睁睁看着 你的一生所爱和你擦肩而过 If you watched the love of your life slip through your hands
而原因就是这里没有海鲜柜台 你的心情肯定也会不好 because there ain't a Fish Department, you'd be in a dick mood too.
如果她真的是你苦苦追求的那个人 If she's the dime piece I suspect you're after,
我看到她留下了这个 I saw her leave this here.
我用我的奖金打赌 她肯定会去那儿 I bet my bonus she'll be there.
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如果你没有拿到奖金 记得告诉我 You don't get that bonus, you let me know.
我来处理 I'll take care of it.
-过来 抱一个 -哦 不 不 不 -Come here. Come here. -Oh, no, no, no.
抱一个 Come here.
哦 该死 Oh, yeah. Shit.
嘿 嘿 Hey. Hey.
记得我吗 Remember me?
走开吧 神父 Oh, fuck off, Father.
弟兄们 Brethren.
我们要认罪 Let us acknowledge our sins,
让自己做好准备 庆祝圣洁的奇迹 and so prepare ourselves to celebrate the sacred mysteries.
我向全能的上帝和众兄弟姐妹认罪 I confess to Almighty God, and to you, my brothers and sisters,
我罪孽深重 that I have greatly sinned.
我的思想和我的言语 In my thoughts and in my words.
我的所作所为 In what I have done.
-我没能做到的事 -…没能做到的事 -In what I have failed to do. -...failed to do.
这可不好说 I don't know about this one.
我的过失 我的过失 我的严重过失 Through my fault, through my fault, through my most grievous fault.
有点过头了 That's a bit dramatic.
-因此… -老天 -Therefore... -Jesus.
愿全能的上帝怜悯我们 May Almighty God have mercy on us,
赦免我们的罪 forgive us our sins
带我们进入永生 and bring us to everlasting life.
阿门 Amen.
想要帮助吗 早该想到的 Want help, you should've thought of that.
孩子 Son.
你不能欺骗上帝 You can't fool God.
或许我们都做得不够好 Maybe no one's done it good enough.
我们来祷告 Let us pray.
我可以坐在这里吗 Cool to sit here?
可以 Yeah.
汉姆 Ham.
哦 这是牛肉 我知道 Oh, that's beef. I'd know.
不 我的名字 我的名字叫汉姆 No, my name. My name's Ham.
跟猪肉同音 Like a pig?
是的 伙计 跟猪肉同音 Yeah, nigga, like a pig.
那是你的真名吗 That's your real name?
是的 Yeah.
这是《圣经》里的名字 诺亚的儿子 That's a biblical name. That's Noah's kid.
我还以为诺亚方舟上有很多猪肉 You'd think he'd have enough pork onboard that ship.
你是新来的吧 You must be new here.
怎么了 我看起来格格不入 你是不是很久没有照镜子了 Why, I look out of place? You look in the mirror lately?
我还以为你们是敬畏上帝的一群人呢 I thought your people was the God-fearing folk, brother.
不是所有人都是天主教徒 有很多教派 Ain't a lot of them Catholic, but there's just different denominations.
有个弟兄是伟人之一 圣奥古斯汀 A brother was one of the greats. Augustine of Hippo.
让我猜猜 他也在方舟上 Well, let me guess. He was onboard too.
我… I...
我需要你的帮忙 I need your help.
我在找留下这张传单的姑娘 你认识她吗 I'm looking for the girl who left this. Know her?
怪不得 Of course you are.
-为什么这么说 -她很擅长传福音 -Why you say that? -She real good at spreading the word.
让我们这些传道人都自叹不如 她叫卡门 Puts all us priest prospects to shame. Carmen's her name.
她是个虔诚的天主教徒 She's about as Catholic as the cross itself.
我们在接受志愿者报名 We're taking sign-ups for volunteer positions.
加入教会的最佳方式 No better way to assimilate.
上帝没空理我 God ain't got time for me,
我也没有时间崇拜他 特别是我在忙着参加试镜 I ain't got time for him, especially between auditions.
我可以去医院探访 Put me down for hospital visits.
真遗憾我们不能都像汉姆这样慷慨 Shame we can't all be as generous as Ham.
嘿 Hey.
突然改变主意了 Sudden change of heart, huh?
没错 Hell, yeah.
我们不需要保安 We don't need security.
不到情况危急或者丢东西的时候 你不会知道需要什么 We don't know what we need till it hits us in the face or steals our shit.
嘿 Hey.
-嗨 汉姆 雅各布 -嘿 -Hi, Ham. Jacob. -Hey.
斯图尔特 Stuart.
嗨 Hi.
你要在大家面前谈 You wanna do this with an audience?
你怎么知道我的名字的 How'd you know my name?
你上班的时候带了名牌 你是怎么找到我的 You wear a name tag at work. How did you find me?
我请求上帝为我指路 I asked God to show me the way.
他带领我沿着圣莫妮卡一路前行 在红绿灯左转就进来了 He took me down Santa Monica, left at the light into this lot.
谁能想到呢 What do you know?
你想达到什么目的 What are you hoping to accomplish?
希望并不是战术 我是来寻找光的 我的眼前就是光 Hope ain't a tactic. I come to find the light. I'm looking at it.
这种战术屡试不爽吧 This tactic work for you?
跟踪你的猎物 用奶酪软化她们 Stalking your prey and smothering them with cheese?
大部分食物配上奶酪都不错 你喜欢烤干酪玉米片吗 Most things taste good like that. You like nachos?
-因为我是墨西哥人吗 -是吗 我真不知道 -Because I'm Mexican? -Is that right? I wouldn't know.
我看不出来 你的皮肤很白 I can't see, you're so bright.
你喜欢这个笑话 是吧 You like that one, huh?
-我要去教主日学了 -我有很多要学的 -I have to teach. -I got a lot to learn.
是儿童主日学 At Sunday School. For kids.
我是个演员 你让我演什么都行 I'm an actor. I can be whatever you need.
你还真是听不进别人的拒绝 You don't take "no" for an answer.
我不需要别人的肯定答复 来知道自己是对的 I don't need a "yes" to know I'm right.
你在什么事上是对的 What do you think you're right about?
你想让我带你去钓鱼 但是你害怕 You wanna let me take you fishing, but you're scared.
我以前的工作就是察觉别人眼里的恐惧 我曾经是个拳击手 I made a living reading fear in people's eyes. I was a boxer.
-我害怕什么 -为我倾倒 -What am I scared of? -Getting knocked off your feet.
也许要打12个回合才能让对手躺下 但我很有耐心 Might take 12 rounds to get them on their back, but I'm patient.
让我躺下 Get me on my back?
我是天主教徒 婚前不能有性行为 I'm a Catholic. No sex before marriage.
不是忏悔一下就行了吗 Ain't that what confession's for?
我想也是 我们还是别浪费彼此的时间了 I thought that'd be the case. Let's not waste either of our times.
我在荒漠等待你40年了 I'd wait 40 years in the desert for you.
你可以先花一个小时参加教堂礼拜 You can start with an hour in church.
我一定到 I'll be there.
嘿 妈妈 Hey, Mama.
我得到机会了 I got my break.
哦 亲爱的 我真为你骄傲 Oh, honey, I'm so proud of you.
看看电视剧 里面有我 Watch your soap and you'll see me.
我等不及要告诉我的好姐妹们了 I can't wait to tell the girls.
爱你 Love you.
我会记住的 I'll remember that.
哦 杰克 Oh, Jack.
如果这是我要做的最后一件事 我一定不会放过你 I will get you for this ifit's the last thing I ever do.
你还在用厨房纸吗 Are you using paper towels?
不 不 不 No, no, no.
没错 我在跟你说话 别再浪费钱了 Yeah, I'm talking to you. Stop throwing cash in the trash.
为自己添置一个神奇拖把吧 And get yourself a Marvelous Mop.
这种拖把非常酷 双效合一 These things are so cool. They're double-action.
回缩快捷 Quick retracting.
快速清理污渍 Clean up the mess so fast,
你们的太太根本不知道发生了什么 your missus will never know what happened.
快来买神奇拖把吧 Get yourself a Marvelous Mop.
速速来电 1-213-111-拖把
(神奇拖把）
珍珠棕榈林
我想你了 小伙子 I miss you, little buddy.
生日快乐 Happy birthday.
看看现在的你 Look at you now.
看看现在的我 Look at me now.
我们现在都在繁星中 对吗 Both amongst the stars, huh?
停车 Pull over.
-该死 -靠边停车 -Oh, shit. -Pull over to the side of the road.
走出来 双手放在我能看见的地方 Step out, hands where I can see them.
上帝就是这种感觉吧 知道牌都在自己手里 That what it feels like to be God, knowing you hold all cards,
怎么出牌全在你 不管是否公平 it don't matter if it's fair how you decide to play them?
下车 双手放在我能看见的地方 Step out of the vehicle with your hands where I can see them.
小的时候遭受了什么 才会让你想当警察 What the fuck happens to a kid, make him wanna be a cop?
嘿 双手 Hey, hands.
双手 Hands!
我正在… I'm trying to...
钱包 我的屁股 Wallet, my ass.
下车 Get out of the car.
洛杉矶市警察局 斯图尔特·朗
嗨 Hi.
早上好 Good morning.
该死 Oh, fuck.
你迟到了 You're late.
而你待太久惹人嫌 我打赌上帝也不喜欢马屁精 And you overstayed your welcome. I bet even God don't like a kiss-ass.
蒙大拿
对不起 先生 Excuse me, sir.
什么 Yeah?
比尔知道你在捣鼓他的卡车吗 Does Bill know you're fussing with his truck?
我是他的儿子 我借来用用 I'm his son. Just borrowing it.
比尔 你能听到吗 Bill, do you copy?
-我是比尔 -有个人拿着刀在你的车里 -This is Bill. -There's a guy in your truck with a knife.
你觉得我徒手搞不定你吗 Think I need a knife to fuck you up?
比尔稀里糊涂的 什么都记不住 Bill can't find his crack in his ass, much less keep track of his shit.
我是在帮他 给他个教训 I'm doing him a service, teaching him a lesson.
对不起 约翰 我的儿子一向没有分寸 I'm sorry, John. My son has issues with boundaries.
那是“残疾”的新式说法 他是想说“傻” That's the new way to say "handicapped." He means "retard."
他手里有全套牌 只不过是臭牌 He's playing with a full deck, just a bad one.
比尔很会打牌 Bill knows his cards.
-他是个赌虫 -剩下的交给我吧 -He got the gambling bug. -I'll take it from here.
如果他五分钟之内不离开 我就报警把你们都带走 He's not out in five minutes, I'm calling the cops on both of you.
-嗨 你还好吗 -把钥匙给我 我要去试镜 -Hi, how you been? -Give me the keys. I got an audition.
-我就要迟到了 -试镜 -I'm gonna be late. -Audition?
-试镜干什么 -电影 不关你的事 -For what? -Movie. None of your business.
你要偷我的车去试镜 那就跟我有关 You're trying to steal my truck to get there.
等我拿到超市的薪水 我马上买一辆新车 把你的车还给你 Once I get my check from the supermarket, I'll spring my ride and give yours back.
你在超市挣几个月的薪水 才够交清醉驾的罚金 It's a few months' worth of cleanups on Aisle 4 to pay off a DUI impound.
那是犯罪 That is the offense?
如果你把买威士忌的钱其中的一半 If you sent half of what you spend on whiskey
拿给你的老婆 你也许能保住你的婚姻 to your wife, you might have a marriage.
我很感激你的关心 但是现在不行 儿子 I appreciate your concern, but this is not my moment, son.
我可以帮你在这儿找一份工作 工资不低 有福利 也有尊严 You know, I could've got you in here. Good pay, benefits, a little dignity.
他们雇近亲繁殖的杂种 只要我愿意 我也可以开这些机器 They hire inbreds. I could run this shit, I want to.
你觉得你会是下一个约翰·韦恩吗 Think you gonna be the next John Wayne?
没错 你本来有机会大展宏图的 Damn right. You had a chance to make something of yourself out west.
而你只是肚子变大了 胡子变多了 头也秃了 All you got is a bigger gut, beard, and bald spot.
这可不是什么淘金热 我们不过是想生存下去 This is not the fucking gold rush. Some of us just trying to survive.
没错 人人为己 对吗 Yeah, every man, woman, and child for themselves, right?
对 说到底你只能靠自己 Right. End of the day, that's all you got.
靠别人最终只有失望 Everyone else is just a disappointment.
别再聊了 Wrap it up.
我想成为特例 I'm trying to be an exception.
我们这里需要更多像你这样的人 We need more of those here.
好了 报警吧 我们的斯图尔特 要重新诠释“监狱摇滚”了 All right, call the boys. Stuart here is gonna reinvent the "Jailhouse Rock."
见到你很高兴 比尔 Good to see you, Bill.
你看起来糟糕透了 You look like shit.
今天的主日学结束了 上帝保佑 That's it for this Sunday. God bless.
-再见 卡门小姐 -再见 -Bye, Miss Carmen. -Bye.
嘿 Hey.
那个人呢 How's the other guy?
我们完全不合拍 Wasn't working with as good a deck to start.
这里不适合你 我们是不可能的 我… There's no future for you here. Or us. I...
你的老板肯定不这么想 Your boss would beg to differ.
你是在试探我的移民身份吗 You sniffing around my immigration status?
我是说耶稣 他要拯救无可救药的人 I mean Jesus. He asked for the most fucked up.
我就是 You're looking at it.
-他要拯救疲惫和贫穷的人 -我是个失业的演员 -He asked for the tired and the poor. -I'm an out-of-work actor.
廉价的古龙水无法清洁你罪的丑陋 Cheap cologne cannot cleanse you from the ugliness of sin.
听着 Look.
我知道你没有接触过我这种人 I know I'm not what you're used to.
我也配不上你 Not what you deserve either.
我会变得更好 I'm gonna be better than both.
我是我父母唯一的骄傲 我不能跟一个没有… I'm all my parents have to be proud of. I can't date someone who isn't...
受洗的人约会 baptized.
我还以为你要说西班牙裔呢 水在哪儿 我现在就受洗 I thought you was gonna say Hispanic. Where's the water? I'll do it now.
-我是认真的 -我也是 -I'm serious. -So am I.
我现在就受洗 I'll do it right now.
教堂满心欢喜地欢迎这些 The church joyfully welcomes those who will be received
即将接受慕道者勋章的弟兄姐妹 into the Order of Catechumens.
在接下来的数月里 In the months to come,
他们要通过受洗 按手礼 圣餐 they will be preparing their initiation into Christian faith
来预备自己 by baptism, confirmation,
接受基督教的信仰 and Eucharist.
斯图尔特·朗 这段时间的塑造对你有何意义 Stuart Long, what does this period of formation offer you?
很难讲 神父 Hard to say, Father.
如果要我猜 肯定是难以想象的 If I had to guess, something beyond my wildest dreams.
我们一起祈祷 在不久的将来 Let us all pray that in due time, Stuart may be found worthy
斯图尔特能够有资格 接受重生的洗礼 圣灵的重塑 to receive the baptism of new birth, the renewal in the Holy Spirit,
通过按手礼和圣餐 and to complete his initiation through the sacraments of confirmation
完成他的初衷 and Eucharist.
哈利路亚 Hallelujah.
乔烧烤酒吧
我想邀请一位朋友和我一起唱歌 I'd like to invite a friend to sing with me.
上帝给了你一副好嗓子 不用它就是一种罪 God gave you the talent. It's a sin not to use it.
-为她鼓掌 -去吧 -Give her a round of applause. -Go.
-快上来 -上吧 -Come on. -Yeah.
-别紧张 我不会伤害你的 -什么歌 -Don't worry, I ain't gonna hurt you. -What song?
天哪 你好香呀 嘿 约翰尼·卡什的《杰克逊》 Damn, you smell good. Hey, Johnny Cash, "Jackson."
跟着屏幕上的歌词唱 Read the words off the television.
我们头脑发热 结为连理
哦 耶 Oh, yeah.
好 Yeah.
比如 我会舍弃巧克力 For example, I am gonna give up chocolate.
你们应该抗议 她需要变得更甜 You should protest. She needs sweetening.
没错 选别的吧 Yeah, pick something else.
-你会舍弃什么 斯图 -我 -Well, what are you gonna give up, Stu? -Me?
可能会舍弃你们几个吧 这样周日我就能睡懒觉了 Maybe you guys, so I can sleep in on Sundays.
不行 No.
好吧 好吧 All right, all right.
酒精 Alcohol.
嘿 这不公平 Hey, that's not fair.
你应该选自己会舍不得的好东西 那样才算数 You pick something good that you'll miss, to make it count.
我喜欢这个小孩 I like this kid.
比如色情片 那是我爸爸舍弃的东西 Like porn. That's what my dad gave up.
你转告他 如果他想要说话算数 Well, you tell him, if he wants to make it count,
就让你妈妈舍弃做爱 tell your mama to give up sex.
-他说了那个词 -色情片就是这个意思 -He said S-E-X. -That's what porn is.
-斯图 -是他先说“色情片”的 -Stu. -Well, he said "porn."
孩子们 要不要读一下… Kids, do you wanna read from--?
-是一回事 -不 -It's the same thing. -No.
请把《圣经》拿出来 Get your Bibles out, please.
爱心咖啡店
上帝想让我们舍弃某些东西 他也不应该拿走我们的东西 God wants us to give things up, he ought to stop taking from us too.
我的弟弟史蒂芬 六岁的时候被他带走了 He killed my little brother Stephen when he was 6.
他睡了个午觉 再也没有醒过来 Took a nap, never woke up.
这怎么解释 How you square that one, huh?
我们无法理解上帝的决定 We can't understand why God does what he does.
所以我才喜欢打拳击 怎么出招都由我决定 That's why I liked to box. How it went was up to me.
我不能接受自己没有话语权的事 I can't accept when I ain't got no say in shit.
这个世界教会我们 知识让人心安 未知让人恐惧 Our world teaches us that there's comfort in knowledge and fear in the unknown.
可是如果未知是超越我们想象的呢 What if the unknown was greater than we could imagine?
我觉得肯定是 I bet it could be.
我相信你 I believe in you.
忏悔 Confession.
承认我们在言语上 行为上 还有因不作为犯下的罪 Acknowledging our sins in word, action, and omission,
并努力不重蹈覆辙 and resolving to not sin again.
为此我们忏悔 并获得宽恕 For this, we do penance, and are granted forgiveness.
就像洗衣服 这也是周日要做的事 Like doing laundry. That's a Sunday thing too.
我还以为有多复杂呢 Here I thought it'd be complicated.
这个…恐怕没那么简单 Well... I'm afraid it's not that simple.
忏悔的精髓 The essential part of penance
是由信仰和上帝的爱 is a firm and true repentance,
所激发的 motivated by faith,
坚定的 真诚的悔改 and the love of God.
这才叫完美的忏悔 This is called perfect contrition.
不完美的忏悔源于不纯洁的动机 Imperfect contrition arises from a less pure motive,
比如出于礼貌 such as common decency,
或者对地狱的恐惧 or fear of hell.
从小到大 我们都被教导要行善避恶 Our whole lives, we're taught to be good, avoid bad.
好好吃饭 不然就不能吃甜点 分享玩具 不然就到一边反省 Eat your dinner, or you don't get dessert. Share your toys, or you get timeout.
你想要颠覆我们之前的认知 You're trying to undo years of wiring.
你的观察很敏锐 斯图尔特 That's a good observation, Stuart.
要充满信心 Take heart.
上帝是最终编程者 God is the ultimate programmer.
我给你们留个功课 I leave you with this task:
思考一下 为了得到满溢的恩典 而不再犯罪 Consider the changes you need to make
你们需要做出什么改变 in order to receive more abundant graces to sin no more.
酷 Cool.
喂 Hello?
你为什么从来没有教过我打领带 How come you ain't teach me how to tie a tie?
你哪儿来的领带 Where'd you get a tie?
我出庭的时候用的 My court appearance.
你的爸爸从来不喜欢打扮 Your dad never did like dressing up.
他总说他想衬托我 Always said he wanted me to shine.
挽着一个邋遢鬼可不会让我变漂亮 Like a dirtbag on my arm was the only way to make me pretty.
爸爸就是个混蛋 Well, Dad is a fucking asshole.
你打领带干什么 What you putting on a tie for?
去教堂 Church.
什么 What?
我要受洗了 I'm getting baptized.
你为什么要受洗 Why would you do that?
我的女朋友希望我受洗 It means something to my girl.
我曾经对你爸爸也有这种感觉 I remember feeling like that about your dad.
为什么 你想要重生 因为嫁给他 你的生活一塌糊涂 Why? You wanna be reborn, because you fucked up so bad marrying him?
我会极尽所能取悦他 Like I'd do anything to please him,
当他愿意被取悦的时候 when he could be pleased.
你到底帮不帮我 Gonna help me with this thing or what?
我总是把它打成死结 I keep tying the damn thing into a knot.
妈妈 我需要帮助 Mama, I need your help.
嘿 Hey.
大家都在等什么 What's everybody waiting for?
我们来祷告 Let's pray.
我来吧 I'll do it.
我会很荣幸的 It'd be my pleasure.
我一直在练习 I've been practicing.
阿门 Amen.
你知道 斯图尔特 You know, Stuart,
在我的国家 in my country,
男人会用四肢匍匐前进 men crawl on their hands and knees
去敬拜圣母玛利亚的雕像 to the statue a la santísima Virgen María.
我希望你能用同等的敬意对我的女儿 I expect no less devotion to my daughter.
还好我有地毯 是吧 It's a good thing I got a carpet, huh?
你喜欢这个笑话 You like that one?
你想要啤酒吗 You want cerveza?
不 我不喝酒 我只是想问… 如果你想喝 我可以去拿 但我不… No, I don't drink. I was just wondering-- If you drink, I can get it. But I don't...
我不喝酒 I don't drink.
我从来没有忏悔过 我就把我搞砸过的事都说一遍 I've never done this before. I just rattle off the ways I fucked up?
没错 That is correct.
还是说我做得对的事吧 这样才不会占用你太多的时间 Easier to list the things I done right, take up less of your time.
你需要多长时间都没问题 Take as long as you need.
外面有人排队 他们会知道我活得有多狼狈 There's a line out there. They'll know how much I fucked up.
除非你小声说 不然他们都能听到 Unless you whisper, they'll know regardless.
-你知道你在跟谁说话吗 -我略知一二 -You know who you're talking to? -I have an inkling, yes.
听别人的糗事是不是让你感觉良好 Does hearing other folks' shit make you feel less shitty about your own shit?
别假装你没干过傻事 Don't pretend like you don't got some.
只有上帝才能评判世人 It is for God alone to judge.
我只不过是上帝的媒介 I am merely a vessel to assist man in unburdening himself
帮助世人卸下身上的重担 of all that may separate him from the most direct path
让他们不至于偏离 直达天父恩典的道路 to Almighty Father.
那我可够上帝忙的了 I'm keeping God in a job.
多亏了我 上帝才会给你发工资 He cuts you a check, your ass better thank me.
我再也不要另一个让人失望的父亲了 Last thing I need is another father to fail for.
你正走在康庄大道上呢 老兄 You're getting into the fine print on this way of living, pal.
你知道什么 What you think you know?
我知道你的前路崎岖 黯淡无光 I know you got a long, weary road ahead, with the headlights dim.
你要付出惨重的代价 去学会光明磊落地生活 You have to learn the hard way how to live in light.
你找别人倾听你的破事吧 Why don't you find someone else who wants to hear your shit?
没有人愿意听 No one wants to.
不会吧 No shit.
那就识相点 Take a hint.
以我的经验 苦战才最有价值 In my experience, the toughest fights are the only ones worth walking into.
一个硬汉被打倒 You bring a tough guy to his knees,
最初几次他会感到羞耻 the first few times he feels shame.
愤怒 Rage.
最后他会感到释怀 Eventually, relief.
你想比比谁的老二更大吗 Wanna have a big dick contest, bud?
我知道你的老二有多大 孩子 I know how big your dick is, son.
要不是你已经落魄不堪了 我真想揍你一顿 I'd fuck you up if you weren't fucked up already.
是的 Yeah.
有人揍你 让你不得不接受 Someone beat you to it.
生活中有很多让你生气的理由 孩子 Life's gonna give you a gutful of reasons to be angry, kid.
心存感恩却只需要一个理由 You only need one to be grateful.
这个比例 That's the most fucked-up ratio
跟幸运符麦片里的棉花糖数量一样可悲 since the number of marshmallows in Lucky Charms.
你不欠别人什么 You ain't owed nothing.
但是你会得到一次机会 But you're getting a chance.
别酒驾哦 Don't go driving now.
他喝的是什么 The fuck was he drinking?
水 Water.
哦 该死 Oh, shit.
先生 Sir?
你能听到我说话吗 Can you hear me?
你能听到吗 Can you hear me?
看着你的圣母玛利亚 Behold thy mother.
你必须听我说 You must listen to me.
你不能死得毫无价值 You will not die for nothing.
你告诉你的儿子耶稣… Oh, you tell your son...
他想让我看看地狱的模样 我才不怕什么火焰呢 he wants to show me hell, I ain't afraid of a little fire.
他为你而死 He died for you.
为了史蒂芬而死 For Stephen.
他有严重的脑震荡 重要内脏受损 他现在昏迷了 There was significant trauma to the head, and vital organs. He's in a coma.
如果你想让谁来再见他一面 If there's anyone you'd like to see him again,
我建议你马上安排 I suggest you arrange that now.
我… I...
已经失去了一个孩子 already lost one kid.
他们说闪电不会击中同一个地方两次 They say lightning don't strike the same place twice.
护士可以推荐一个心理疏导员 The nurse can recommend a grief counselor.
-上帝保佑 -再见 卡门小姐 -God bless. -Bye, Miss Carmen.
-再见 -下周日见 -Bye. -See you next Sunday.
你有什么咒语能让他复活吗 You got some kind of spell in there gonna bring him back?
这只是请求玛利亚代祷的祷告词 It's just a prayer for Mary's intercession.
她才不管一个真正的母亲的孩子呢 She don't give a good goddamn about a real mother's son.
你应该去休息一下 You should get some rest.
我可以留下来陪他 I could stay with him.
他的眼睛在动 His eyes are moving.
什么 医生 What? Doctor!
斯图尔特 孩子 Stuart, baby.
你能听到吗 Can you hear me?
你能握一下我的手吗 Can you squeeze my hand?
他开始清醒了 He's starting to come out of it.
这个机器吞了我的钱 Damn thing ate my dollar.
你们这帮医生挣的钱还不够多吗 连我的零钱都要榨干 As if folks in here ain't paid enough, you gotta bleed their pockets too.
-你不是自带了饮料吗 -他妈的… -Ain't you brought your own beverage? -Son of a...
-你要去哪儿 -你怎么了 -Where you going? -What's it to you?
你妈妈告诉我你快死了 怎么搞的 Your mother told me you were dying. What the fuck?
你听起来很失望 You sound disappointed.
我请了假赶过来 你看起来很好呀 Well, I took off work to be here. You seem all right.
等一下 斯图 Wait up, Stu.
我忘了把这个给你 I forgot to give you this.
圣约瑟夫 保佑你的手术顺利 St. Joseph. For the operation.
她是谁 Who's this?
他是谁 Who's asking?
斯图的爸爸 Stu's dad.
我是卡门 斯图的女朋友 I'm Carmen, Stuart's girlfriend.
她知道你是个无神论者吗 She know you're an atheist?
他已经受洗了 He's baptized.
他还没死 他可以自己说话 这是真的吗 He ain't dead. He can speak for himself. Is that true?
是的 Yeah.
-你知道圣史蒂夫吗 -当然 -You know St. Stephen? -Of course.
棺材制造商的守护神 Patron saint of coffin makers.
我有一张他头顶一堆石头的照片 There's pictures of him with a big pile of rocks on his head.
谁能想到 Who'd have thought,
你给你的儿子取一个《圣经》里的名字 you give your boy a nice Christian name,
一个到处都是水果和坚果的世界 in a world full of fruits and nuts,
你却害得他去了上面那个世界 you'd sentence him to live right on up to it?
也可以说去了下面 Or down, as it were.
埋在地下 Into the ground.
名字的作用不是这样的 That ain't how names work.
我送你回家吧 朗先生 Let me drive you home, Mr. Long.
嘿 你找了个会为你担心的人 Hey, you got yourself a worrier.
上帝对我的去处自有安排 God will put me where he wants me to be.
我是去地狱还是去埃莫西约 跟你有什么关系 What's it to you if I'm in hell or Hermosillo?
“西约” "Sillo."
我们能走了吗 Can we go?
你还记得上一次 在我旁边喝酒的那个人吗 You recall the guy who was drinking by me, last time I was here?
在那之前和之后我都没见过他 可能就是个过路的 I haven't seen him before or since. He was probably just passing through.
你不欠别人什么 但是你会得到一次机会 You ain't owed nothing, but you're getting a chance.
别酒驾哦 Don't go driving now.
我觉得我能帮你 I thought I could help.
回答你的问题 Answer your question, you know.
是吗 你觉得我在想什么 Yeah? What you think I'm wondering?
“为什么是我 "Why me?
为什么上帝安排 或者允许这起事故发生 ” Why did God make or allow this to happen?"
他不会保证你的经历会顺理成章 He doesn't promise your stories will make sense,
但是他确实保证 每件事都有更重要的目的 but he does promise they'll find their greater purpose.
如果我们足够耐心的话 If we're patient.
耐心 Patient?
这方面你是专家 You an expert on that.
你怎么了 What's going on with you?
发生过车祸的人 大多数都成了骨灰 Most things get squished on a road, end up stuffed on a wall.
相比之下我算幸运的了 I'm doing pretty good, considering.
我知道 但是我担心你 I know, but I'm concerned.
我的脑子很乱 你懂吗 I got a lot on my mind, all right?
我来帮你暂时忘掉那些事 Let me help you take it off.
别这样 Don't do this.
我知道自己在干什么 I know what I'm doing.
保佑我 天父 我犯了罪 Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
我已经有六周没有忏悔了 It's been six weeks since my last confession.
我不能… I can't...
我不能描述具体细节 因为有利益冲突 I can't give you details on account of there's a conflict of interest.
忏悔是神圣不可侵犯的 The sacrament of confession is inviolable.
因为有被逐出教会的惩罚 I cannot, under pain of excommunication,
我不能泄露 或者针对你忏悔的内容采取行动 reveal or act on whatever it is you confess to me.
我做了不该做的事 I did something I ain't supposed to do.
过去几个月我一直在想 一直祈祷会发生的事 Something I been thinking about, praying I could get to happen for months.
这个世界上我最想要的东西 Something I wanted more than anything else in this world.
然后我得到了 我满脑子想的就是让上帝失望了 Then I had it, and all I could do was think about disappointing God.
这是好事 This is good news.
正是在发现上帝之爱的伟大的过程中 It is in discovering the greatness of God's love
我们的心灵会在罪的恐惧和沉重中激荡 that our heart is shaken by the horror and weight of sin.
不 我没有搞砸 我跟别人搞了 No, this ain't about fucking up. It's about being fucked with.
另一个词是“恩典” Another term for that is "grace."
上帝的恩典 God's grace.
你是恩典的接受者 It appears you are the recipient.
他指望我利用这份恩典做什么 What's he expecting me to do with his grace?
你可以从… You could start by...
注意言辞开始 cleaning up your language.
别耍小聪明 神父 回答我 Don't be a wise-ass, Father. Answer the question.
他希望你能广传福音 He expects you to spread his word,
扩展他的国度 advance his kingdom.
他可没来找我 叫我做这些 He ain't making house calls asking that.
他肯定犯了个错误 He must have made a mistake.
不 No.
上帝不会犯错误 God doesn't make mistakes.
神父觉得我能服侍上帝 你相信这鬼话吗 Father G thinks maybe I could serve God. You believe that shit?
当祭坛男孩吗 Like an altar boy?
我第一次见到你就这么想 I've been thinking that since the day I met you.
-真的吗 -不 -You have? -No.
但是我相信他有充分的理由 But I'm sure he had good reason.
我一直觉得自己不该活在这个世界 My whole life, I felt like I shouldn't be here.
活着的人应该是我的弟弟史蒂芬 That my brother Stephen should instead.
但是那一晚之后 我感觉不同了 But after that night, I felt different.
我觉得我自己还有用武之地 Like I might be good for something after all.
或许这个世界需要另一个水钻牛仔 Perhaps the world needs another Rhinestone Cowboy.
我觉得上帝看到了你身上 有值得被拯救的地方 I think God saw something in you worth saving.
但是你要自己决定奉献什么 But it's up to you to decide what you've got to offer.
我觉得选择这里做这件事最合理 I thought it'd make sense being back here to do this.
就是在这里 你告诉过我你相信我 It's the place you told me you believed in me.
我要当神父 I'm gonna be a priest.
你在说什么 What do you mean?
就五个字 我练习了上百遍了 It's five words. I've practiced them a hundred times.
哪个字不清楚 What part is unclear?
每个字 Every part.
你要当神父 You're gonna be a priest?
你能不能别用这种语气说话 Stop saying it like that.
什么语气 觉得你在说疯话 Like what? Like it's insane?
上面那个人掌控着一切的说法 同样是疯话 So was the idea of the man upstairs pulling strings,
对此你却深信不疑 but you bought that like a pair of shoes.
上帝拯救并且宽恕了我 让我看到自己活在世间的理由 God saved me and forgave me to show me that there's a reason I'm here.
我们去检查一下你的大脑吧 We need to have your head examined.
相信我 卡门 Trust me, Carmen.
我尝试了所有方法 想让自己放弃这个想法 可是… I tried every way to talk myself out of it, but the truth is...
我从来没有这么明确过 I ain't never been more clear.
你考虑过这个决定意味着什么吗 Have you considered all this entails?
不能喝酒 不能打架 更别提做爱了 Abstaining from booze and beatings, not to mention sex?
-你让明白我可以做到 -不 我让明白你可以等待 -You showed me I could do it. -No, I showed you, you could wait.
独身的誓言意味着再也不能做那些事 一直到死 A vow of celibacy means never again. Then you die.
生命中有比性爱更有意义的东西 我能感觉到 There's more to life than sex. I can feel it.
很多人都知道这一点 Most people know that.
只不过大部分人在某种热爱的事 Only most people find that other meaning in a passion,
或者人 or people,
或者是家庭中找到意义 or a family.
-你是注定要失败的 -不 -You're setting yourself up for failure. -No.
我一直在考验自己 I been testing myself.
如果上帝愿意原谅我 我就会愿意原谅别人 If God's willing to forgive me, I got to be willing to forgive others.
以前不管是谁伤害了我 我一定有仇必报 Whoever hit me, I wanted their dicks on a stick.
但是有上帝的帮助 我原谅了他们 But with God's help, I've forgiven them.
你觉得没有了教训别人的冲动 And you think the absence of the instinct to dismember someone
你就有资格当神父了吗 qualifies you for priesthood?
-你在痴人说梦 -你知道要赢得比赛凭的是什么吗 -You're delusional. -Know what it takes to win a fight?
你要关闭兽性的大脑 用逻辑 人性 理智的判断 You gotta turn off the animal brain, use logic, humility, good judgment.
这是生而为人的挣扎 我能做到 我能帮忙 That's the struggle of man. I can do it. I can help.
你从死神手里逃脱 找到了上帝 You got near death and found God.
这很好 斯图 可是… That's great, Stu, but...
这有点极端 this is a little extreme.
不 我不是找到了他 卡门 No, I didn't find him, Carmen.
我感受到了他 I felt him.
我感受到了她 玛利亚 这个听起来不… I felt her. Mary. Well, that don't sound...
听着 她给我的那种感觉 我无法解释 Look, the feeling she gave me, I can't even explain it.
我这辈子第一次知道我可以不再动武 For the first time in my life, I knew I could stop fighting.
我知道我是安全的 被爱的 I knew I was safe and loved.
我在上帝面前蒙羞 I disgraced myself before God,
好让你再来一次不切实际的幻想 so that you could have another flight of fancy.
我知道你很生气 你可以动手打我 I know you're mad. Hit me if you want.
-这样你能好受点 -我不想打你 -It'll make you feel better. -I don't wanna hit you.
我想嫁给你 I wanna marry you.
我还以为你带我来这儿是为了求婚 I thought that's what you brought me here for.
我不能那样做 I can't do that.
对不起 I'm sorry.
卡门 Carmen.
卡… Car--
该死 Damn.
你的儿子即将犯下大错 Your son is about to make a huge mistake.
通常情况下他不会提前通知别人 He don't usually warn no one,
我想这也算一种进步吧 so I guess that's progress.
你劝他放弃了拳击 对吗 You talked him out of boxing, right?
嘿 妈妈 Hey, Mama.
谁能给我解释一下发生了什么事 Is someone gonna tell me what's going on?
我本来想找一个更好的时机 I was gonna find a better time.
-你要出演色情片吗 -不 老天 不 -You're doing a porno? -No, God, no.
不 我要当神父了 No, I'm gonna be a priest.
-万圣节变装 -不 不是什么万圣节 是真的 -For Halloween? -No, not for fucking Halloween. For real.
哦 斯图 Oh, Stu.
你不是当真的吧 You can't be serious.
这是你的错 This is your fault.
搞得好像我说我想当个连环杀手似的 You'd think I said I wanted to be a serial killer.
我的儿子可不是半途而废的人 他认准目标就不会放弃 My son don't do half measures. He's a dog with a goddamn bone.
如果你那么独具慧眼 你早应该看出来的 If you're so fucking enlightened, you should've seen that.
如果你足够清醒 让他在这世上活得有尊严 Had you been awake enough to dignify his place in this world,
而不是因为失去另一个儿子 而不可自拔 in spite of the loss of your other son,
他也不会这么迫切地想证明自己 he wouldn't be so desperate to find himself.
宝贝 别… Baby, don't...
我决定了 I'm doing this.
“致相关人士 请考虑我的神学院申请书 "To whom it may concern, consider this application to the seminary.
附上我的简历 Enclosed you'll find my résumé,
还有一半的学费 and half the fee.
上帝会补齐剩下的因为” God will provide the rest cause."
因为 Cause?
哦 “因为我在为此祷告” Oh, "'cause I'm praying for it."
因为 'Cause.
欠条
嘿 妈妈 我回来了 Hey, Mama, I'm home.
嘿 斯图尔特 我正在欣赏你的画作 Hey, Stuart. I just been admiring your artwork.
-是你邀请他来的 -他是来看你的 -You invite him here? -He came to check on you.
你看上去像个活蹦乱跳的魔鬼 You look about as holy as a healthy deuce.
你非得告诉他 You had to tell him?
-撒谎是一种罪 -你又不是什么天主教徒 -It's a sin to lie. -You ain't the Catholic here.
你以前也有过愚蠢的想法 You've had some nutty ideas before,
但是这个就像 希特勒请求加入反诽谤联盟 but this is like Hitler asking to join the ADL.
这么多年来 我一直在寻求不称职父亲的认可 All these years, I was looking for the wrong father's approval.
我发现我根本不需要你的认可 I never needed yours.
不管你有多混蛋 我一直都爱你 I always loved you for the piece of shit you were.
这是无条件的爱 That's unconditional.
这是你的义务 It's obligation.
你在惩罚你自己 You're punishing yourself.
史蒂芬死以后 你们两个一直在折磨自己 You've both been, since Stephen died.
这不是惩罚 这是活着的意义 It's not punishment, it's purpose.
让我以父亲的身份为你做最后一件事 Let me do one last thing as your dad.
-这是你一直想要的 -搞什么 -Give you something you always wanted. -What the fuck?
你要以这种方式让我和你弟弟蒙羞 You gonna disgrace me and your brother like this,
你最好把我也埋了 you might as well bury me too.
我要重新做人了 你不可能阻止我 I'm turning my life around. There ain't shit you could do to stop me.
除非你想冲我开枪 把死去的两个孩子当做谈资 Unless you wanna shoot me. Dine out on two dead kids.
你们两个都下地狱吧 Oh, to hell with both of you.
我想我们两个都能找到去地狱的路 I trust we'll both find our way.
我回来的时候 你们两个最好都给我消失 You both better be gone when I get back.
经过对你的申请和材料的认真审阅
我们很遗憾地通知你 我们无法录取你
招生办公室
对不起 先生 Excuse me, sir?
你有预约吗 Do you have an appointment?
是的 Yes.
多保重 杰夫 祝你一切顺利 Take care, Jeff. All the best.
去吧 Go on.
嘿 Hey.
-你就是写欠条的那个人 -你知道吗 神父 -You're the IOU. -You know something, Father?
在我老家的健身房墙上 有一个牌子写着 There's a sign on the wall of my gym back home.
“希望并不是战术” 我铭记在心 "Hope is not a tactic." I took that one to heart.
我的一切都是靠努力拼搏获得的 这一次也不例外 Fought for everything I earned. This ain't no different.
我知道上帝在做什么 他要看我如何应对被拒绝的结果 I know what God's doing here. Seeing how I respond, I don't get my way.
我确实很恼火 I'd be red-assed about it.
但是我不会放弃 But I ain't giving up.
我不会放弃上帝 也不放弃我自己 Not on him or me.
我希望您能重新考虑您的决定 I want you to reconsider your rejection.
你的简历或者推荐信里没有任何 There's nothing on your résumé or in your references
体现你遵守天主教传统的内容 that speaks to behavioral conformity with Catholic tradition.
你是个有前科的拳击手 You are a pugilist with a criminal record.
看看圣马修 圣奥古斯丁 还有圣弗朗西斯 Look at St. Matthew, St. Augustine, St. Francis.
教会历史上最有影响力的几个人物 Some of the most remarkable figures in the history of the
都是洗心革面的人 Church are reformed men.
没错 但是我认为教会现在需要的 Yes, but I think what the Church needs now,
比以往更迫切的 more than ever,
是提高神父的门槛 is to elevate the standard for a priest.
不 教会需要会为上帝而战的人 No, the Church needs somebody who's gonna fight for God.
那就是我 That's me.
再说了 如果教会的决定 不认可一个人悔改的能力 Besides, if the Church's choices don't celebrate a person's capacity for change,
那还有什么意义 then what else does it stand for?
这可能听起来自相矛盾 This may sound contradictory,
但是有时候服侍上帝最好的方式 but sometimes the best path to serving God
就是别挡路 is to step out of the way.
恕我直言 主教 现在是你在挡我的路 With all due respect, monsignor, you're getting in my way.
上帝希望我来这儿 God wants me here.
神父的薪酬由教会支付 Priests become the financial responsibility of the Church.
如果我们接收了你 Now, by admitting you,
我们就要同意资助你 we'd be agreeing to subsidize you
作为天主教义的门面 as the face of Catholicism.
我们的委员会势必觉得很为难 Something our board would be very reluctant to do.
首先你承认你们害怕我会成功 First it's admitting you're afraid I'll succeed.
既然你这么确定我会失败 你还怕有什么损失吗 If you so sure I'll flame out, what you got to lose?
-我的兄弟 -嘿 -My man. -Hey.
看看你 真的吗 Look at you. What?
-这么快就开始行为不端了 -内在恩典的外在表现 -The first of many inappropriate displays. -Outward sign of inward grace.
-衷心的拥抱 -拥抱能治愈人心 -And a hug from the heart. -Hugs are healing.
耶稣拥抱了跛脚的人 那个瘸子就能行走了 Jesus hugged a cripple, that mother-hugger would walk.
再来一个拥抱吧 I need another one.
进入这扇门 你要放弃任何形式的私人财富 Entering these gates, you surrender any personal means of purchase.
我们要依赖赞助者 你已经找到了吧 We rely on our sponsors for money. You do have one of those, don't you?
别担心我 Don't worry about me.
我一直都受赞助商的青睐 I been getting sponsorships since I could swing.
等我离开的时候 我的卡车上会印着耶稣的名字 By the time I leave, I'll have Jesus' name on my trunks.
你可以保留驾照和保险卡 You can keep your driver's license and insurance card.
他们拿走了我的驾照 取消了我的保险 They took my license, canceled my insurance.
你怀疑我 我却比你领先一步 You doubted me, and I'm a step ahead.
上帝保佑你 God bless you.
我非常荣幸地 It is my great privilege
欢迎你们进入神学院 to welcome you to the stewardship of theology.
你们有朝一日会成为一名老师 You are here to learn that you will one day be a teacher.
一位咨询师 An advisor.
一位聆听忏悔的牧师 A confessor.
一位真正的神父 Indeed, a Father.
-嘿 -嘿 -Hey. -Hey.
我想我们是室友 I guess we're gonna be roommates.
16号房间 Sixteen?
16号 Sixteen.
他们肯定给了我一个坏的 They must've given me a faulty one.
是你使用不当 现在是凌晨2点 It's user error. And it's like 2 in the morning.
不把这东西弄好 我不会罢休的 I ain't going down till I get this right.
没有谁是献祭礼的重要人物 There is no MVP of Consecration.
当然有 耶稣 Of course there is. Jesus.
你想睡觉吗 帮帮你的弟兄 You wanna sleep, help a brother out.
跟你同流合污 绝对不可能 And be complicit in your ruse? Not over my dead body.
我来给你敲响警钟 你就知道该怎么做了 I'll ring your bell, show you how that's done.
你这个骗子 You're a fraud.
我找到了上帝 我来这儿不为了团契 我是来敬拜上帝的 I found God. I ain't here for fellowship. I'm here for worship.
这句话很适合贴在车保险杠上 That's a great bumper sticker.
“你们都来取吧 并在此喝下 "Take this, all of you, drink from it,
因为这是盛着我鲜血的圣杯 for this is the chalice of my blood,
永恒新约之血” the blood of the new and eternal covenant."
我有个想法 I been thinking.
保留个缺点也挺明智的 Probably wise to keep a vice on hand.
太完美的人容易成为魔鬼的目标 Somebody too perfect, they a target for the devil.
“与其开口证实自己的愚蠢 不如保持沉默让自己看着像个傻子” "Better to be silent, be thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt."
既然我们在交换名言警句 While we're bandying idioms.
如果耶稣都不怕看上去像个傻瓜 我为什么要害怕 If Jesus wasn't afraid to look a fool, why should I be?
如果你想向基督学习 那就说点有内涵的话 If you seek to be Christlike, give us something worth repeating.
这是神父的职责 That is the duty of a priest.
而你每天都在证明自己无法胜任 One that you prove daily you're incapable of performing.
一个人能否胜任神父一职 不在于他做了什么 而是不做什么 Not just what he does that makes a man a priest. It's also what he doesn't do.
-他还没把你打晕 -说得好 -He ain't laid you out yet. -Oh, that's charming.
时候未到 Not yet.
小心 Watch your man.
哦 不 斯图 Oh, no, Stu.
你看上去很疲惫 You look tired.
等我一下 我长胖了 而且你是黑人 Give me a second. I'm out of shape. And you're Black.
我还以为你是个运动员呢 I thought you were an athlete.
-我休息一会 顶替我一下 -什么 -I'm gonna take five. Sub in for me. -What?
让我喘口气 伙计 Let me catch my breath, man.
该死 Shit.
嘿 Hey.
你要参加吗 You want in?
我看起来很想参加吗 Does it look like I want in?
-你想凸显自己 -神父要心怀忏悔 而不是玩乐 -Trying to rise above here, man. -A priest is penitent, not playful.
你觉得摩西是怎么 在荒野里度过40年的 How you think Moses lasted in the desert 40 years?
他肯定很强壮 He must've been in shape.
神父要随时做好准备 Priest got to be prepared.
我觉得上帝不会欣赏你的嘲讽 I don't suppose Jesus appreciates your mockery.
上帝给了我们幽默感 我们就要使用 God gave us a sense of humor so we'd use it.
我不会打篮球 行了吧 I don't know how to play, all right?
我爸爸觉得教我体育运动没有意义 My father didn't see the point in teaching me sports.
我从小就想当神父 I was always gonna be a priest.
现在学也不晚呀 It ain't never too late to learn.
不是所有人都像你一样愿意当众出丑 Not everyone is as eager to humiliate themselves as you are.
上帝通过让爱子出丑彰显了他的荣耀 Through his own son's shame was God's glory magnified.
耶稣给你做了榜样 兄弟 Jesus set the bar, brother.
没有人愿意从一个混混嘴里听到福音 No one wants to hear the Gospel from the mouth of a gangster.
或许他们正需要这个 Maybe that's exactly what they need.
我回来了 I'm coming back.
“神爱世人 甚至将他的独生子赐给他们 "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only son,
叫一切信他的 so that everyone who believes in him
不至灭亡 反得永生” might not perish, but might have eternal life."
-上帝的福音 -赞美主耶稣 -The Gospel of the Lord. -Praise to the Lord Jesus Christ.
我很荣幸向你们介绍我们教区的一员 It is a great pleasure to introduce a member of our parish family,
现在的神学院学生 now a seminarian,
做今日的福音反省 to deliver today's reflection.
嘿 Hey.
“父啊 赦免他们 因为他们所做的他们不知晓” "Forgive them, Father, for they know not what they do."
这是耶稣在十字架上所说的 That's what Jesus said on the cross.
小的时候 As a kid,
我只看到一个穿尿布的家伙 I saw a dude in a diaper,
比我老爸喝醉时用皮带揍我还要惨 getting it worse than me with my daddy's belt when he was drunk.
但是我明白我永远不会比耶稣更倒霉 But I figured, I could never screw up as bad as Jesus.
他犯了什么罪要被钉到十字架上 Whatever he did to deserve that.
长大以后 我觉得 “你猜怎么着 他活该 And as a man, I thought, "You know what? It serves him right.
欺骗了整个世界 Trying to lie to the world,
让我们以为亲吻他的脚 就能换来他的轻抚” make us think we gotta kiss his feet for a pat on the head."
听着 我们都曾经蒙冤 我们也都做过错事 Look, now, we've all been wronged, and we've all done some wronging.
我们有些人比其他人更糟糕 Some of us worse than others.
但是我在上面说的话 But with them words I said up top,
耶稣请求他的父亲 上帝 Jesus asked his father, God,
原谅那些将他钉在十字架上的人 to forgive the folks tacking him up.
他来不是为了给我们定罪 He ain't come to condemn the world,
让我们因为我们的罪孽而畏缩不前 make us cower in shame for our sins.
他来是为了原谅我们 He came to forgive us.
想想 Think about it.
我们请求耶稣原谅我们的越界行为 We ask Jesus to forgive us our trespasses
正如我们原谅别人的越界行为 as we forgive those who trespass against us.
上帝的宽恕之心感染着我们 让我们也宽恕别人 God's forgiveness is contingent upon us forgiving others.
就是这样 That's the deal.
这件事不容易 It ain't easy to do.
事实上 Truth is,
凭我们的一己之力 我们做不到 we ain't got no power to do it ourselves.
我们没有一个人能做到 None of us, not a one.
都是因为上帝的恩典 It's all God's grace.
就是这个人 That's the man, right there.
你们要向他敞开心扉 You just gotta let him in.
他会帮你卸下重担 He'll do the heavy lifting.
阿门 Amen.
嘿 Hey.
嘿 等等 嘿 Hey, wait up. Hey.
你长胖了 You're out of shape.
我好久没有练习追求你了 I'm out of practice chasing after you.
你在对我进行精神上的勒索 You're spiritually blackmailing me.
什么 What?
你在提醒我 上帝原谅那些原谅别人的人 Reminding me God forgives those who forgive others,
你追着我 想得到我的原谅 为了让自己心安理得 chasing me down to demand it, all for you to make yourself feel better.
这也能让你感觉更轻松 It'll make you feel better too.
没什么好原谅的 我们服侍同一个上帝 There's nothing to forgive. We serve the same God.
你在跟别人交往吗 You seeing someone?
你真的对惩罚情有独钟 You really are a glutton for punishment.
-您要见我 神父 -是的 -You asked to see me, Father? -Yes, yes.
是的 我要见你 As a matter of fact, I did.
我刚听说 在你来神学院之前 It's come to my attention that there was a woman in your life,
你有过一个女朋友 prior to you entering the seminary.
我想知道 你还和她有联系吗 I was wondering, are you still in contact with her?
不 没有 她不想和一个不能娶她的人纠缠 No, not really. I mean, she don't want much to do with a man she can't marry.
您知道天主教的女信徒是什么样的 或者也许您不知道 You know how Catholic girls are. Or maybe you don't.
在我看来 你是那种越挫越勇的人 You strike me as the kind of man for whom rejection only strengthens resolve.
别问我是怎么看出来的 Oh, don't ask me where I got that notion.
你还在想她吗 Do you still think about her?
当然了 Of course I do.
性是上帝的礼物 Sexuality's a gift from God.
否认它就是在否认他给我们的赠予 And denying it is denying something he wanted us to have.
关键在于你怎么使用它 It's what you do with it that matters.
我欣赏你的直率 Well, I appreciate your candor.
我只想让你知道 Anyway, I just want you to know,
如果你想找人倾诉 或者内心有挣扎 你可以随时来找我 I'm always here, if you need to talk, or you're struggling.
您太善良了 Too kind, too kind.
您知道 这不是放弃 是交换 You know, it ain't a giving up, it's a giving for.
和任何事一样 内心的挣扎才能让你更靠近上帝 Like anything, it's the struggle that brings you closer to God.
我从来不当逃兵 I never shied away from no fight.
教神父去出卖那些受苦的人 Teaching priests to rat on suffering men,
只会让他们更亲近犹大 而不是耶稣 they're getting closer to Judas than Jesus.
我们都知道那个故事的结局 We both know how that story ends.
不是吗 Don't we?
嘿 Hey.
-开始 -这儿 这儿 -Go, go, go. -Right here, right here.
-嘿 -加油 快 -Hey. -Come on, man, let's go.
该死 Shit.
嘿 Hey.
-我来扶你 -嘿 -Yo, I got you, I got you. -Hey.
-等等 -嘿 嘿 -Wait, wait. -Hey, hey, hey.
嘿 你没事吧 伙计 Hey, you all right, man?
我不是在装病 如果你是这个意思的话 I ain't playing possum, if that's what you're asking.
让我再试一次 扶我起来 Let me try again. Help me up.
慢慢来 别着急 Let's go slow. Go slow.
好吧 休息一下 All right, just take a sec.
伙计们 嘿 Guys, hey.
伙计 你没事吧 你怎么了 Dude, you okay? You okay, man?
-对 -来吧 -Yeah. -Come on.
使劲 起来 Come on. There you go.
哦 该死 Oh, shit.
-你在吗 呼叫 -在 斯图 -You there, ten-four? -Yes, Stu.
还在 Still here.
收到 Roger that.
哦 该死 Oh, shit.
是你吗 护士 你在吗 Is that that nurse out there? You there?
喂 Hello?
有人吗 Anybody out there?
我的天 Oh, my God.
哦 斯图尔特 很抱歉我来晚了 Oh, Stuart, I apologize for the delay.
关于你的化验报告 我刚跟几个专家会诊 I had several specialists conferring over your lab reports.
别担心 医生 我又有知觉了 我觉得我好了 No worries, doc. I got the feeling back. I think I'm good.
好吧 听着 Okay, look.
我要告诉你的这个消息 确实让人很难接受 There's no easy way to deliver this news,
但是我觉得 你不是那种需要我婉转相告的人 but you don't strike me as somebody who needs sugarcoating.
明白吗 All right?
你患了进行性肌肉障碍 You have a progressive muscle disorder.
也叫包涵体肌炎 十分罕见 It's called inclusion body myositis. It's very rare.
病症有肌萎缩侧索硬化症 卢伽雷氏病 Symptoms are like ALS, Lou Gehrig's disease,
肌肉会逐渐变得虚弱 直至失去功能 where the muscles continue to weaken until they cease to function.
对 Yeah.
很不幸 这种病是绝症 Unfortunately, there is no cure.
你不必这么直接的 You could've put some sugar on that shit.
很抱歉 这种病在你这个年龄的人中很罕见 I'm sorry. Listen, it's very rare to see in somebody as young as you.
-那我更有希望战胜它 -我刚说过 这是绝症 -Then I got a better chance to beat it. -Yeah, well, like I said, there's no cure.
明白吗 斯图尔特 All right, Stuart?
但是病情发展的速度因人而异 But the rate of progression, it varies from person to person.
有多久 How long?
最先萎缩的是股四头肌 The first things to atrophy will be the quadriceps,
指屈肌、足背屈肌 finger flexors, foot dorsiflexors.
紧接着是面部肌肉 Later on, the facial muscles,
特别是控制眼睛闭合和说话的肌肉 especially those that control eye closure, speech,
还有辅助吞咽的肌肉 and the muscles that facilitate your swallowing.
好消息是你还有一年时间 The good news is you could have as long as a year
才会需要别人帮你完成日常起居 before you'll need any assistance with basic daily activities.
比如什么 上厕所 Like what? Like taking a shit?
患者通常会改造自己的家来做好准备 Patients find that preparing for a future with some home augmentations
让这个过渡更顺畅 eases the transition.
把我的导尿管取下来 Take this shit out of my dick.
我去叫护士 I'm gonna send for a nurse.
你不能治我的病 也取不了我的导尿管 你能做什么 Can't cure my disease, can't take a tube out of my dick, what can you do?
我理解 斯图尔特 你很愤怒 I understand, Stuart, that you are angry.
哦 天哪 有哪个功能不会受到影响吗 Oh, God. Is there anything it doesn't fuck with?
有 Yeah.
勃起功能 Erectile function.
通常是最后一个丧失的功能 Typically one of the last things to go.
我正在努力想成为一名神父 朋友 I'm trying to be a priest, pal.
有什么需要尽管告诉我 Let me know if you need anything.
上帝最看重克服困难 God is all about defying the odds.
向人们展示一切皆有可能 You know, showing people what they didn't think was possible is.
我克服了每一个困难才走到今天 还以为上帝能给我一个机会呢 I defied every odd to get where I'm at. You'd think he'd give a brother a break.
或许这正是上帝给你的机会 Maybe this is God giving you your break.
好莱坞可没有太多帅气的残疾人 You know, Hollywood's not got too many handsome handicapped.
你觉得拳王阿里希望大家称呼他 最棒的黑人拳击手吗 You think Ali wanna be known as the best Black boxer?
像我们这种人只想出类拔萃 Guys like us go for greatest of great.
斯图… Stu...
你和阿里唯一的共同点就是 你们将来都会用到轮椅 Only thing you and Ali got in common is a wheelchair in your future.
你没事吧 老弟 You all right, bro?
上帝从来不会犯错 对吗 God don't make mistakes, right?
你爱我 但是你不想要我 You love me, but you don't want me.
你在考验我 对吗 You're testing me, huh?
你想考验我 看看我有多执着 You wanna test me to see how serious I am?
为什么 Why?
我想知道为什么 I wanna know why.
我想知道为什么 现在就想知道 I wanna know why. I wanna know now.
为什么 Why?
你现在为什么要放弃我 Why have you forsaken me here now?
我在这儿 我想做对的事 我想做个好人 And I'm here, and I wanna do right, and I wanna be good.
我会做好人 我会做对的事 我要做好人 I'm gonna be good. I'm gonna do right, I'm wanna be good.
求你了 上帝… Please, Lord...
该死 Goddamn.
不 我不是那个意思 你知道我不是故意的 No, I didn't mean that. You know I didn't mean that.
好吧 All right.
我现在就要知道 我现在就要知道 I need to know now. I need to know now.
为什么 Why?
你他妈的为什么让我一个… What the fuck you got me doing here like this on my...
让我一个人承受 On my own?
求你让史蒂芬来陪我 Make sure you put Stephen with me.
我会留下来 上帝 I'll be here, Lord.
为了你 For you.
你还好吗 You all right?
这个问题真够傻的 That's a dumb question.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我不知道还能说什么 I don't know what else to say.
你的症状已经开始了 你肯定很难受 That's a first. You must be really sick.
那是他们说的 我目前感觉还可以 That's what they're saying. I feel fine so far.
孩子 Baby.
你可以战胜病魔的 You can beat this.
他们没有见过这么年轻的病人 They ain't seen it in a man so young.
说明他们不知道有病人可以痊愈 Means they don't know it's possible to get it gone.
你必须这么想 不要想其他的事 You gotta think that way. Can't think nothing else.
好的 Yeah.
万一你不行 But in case you don't,
你应该搬回家 you ought to move back home.
用剩下的钱做你喜欢做的事 Spend what you got left doing things you enjoy.
吃你最爱的食物 见见你的朋友 Eat your favorite food, see your friends.
说不定你还能回去打拳击呢 Hell, you might even box again.
妈妈 Ma.
对不起 孩子 Sorry, baby.
我只是太害怕了 I'm just scared.
看看玛利亚 Well, look at Mary.
看着她的儿子被鞭刑 钉在十字架上 她看上去很平静 Watching her son getting whipped and nailed. She looked good doing it.
那是他妈的童话故事 斯图 That's a fucking fairytale, Stu.
如果不是呢 And if it ain't?
你为了你的这个上帝放弃了一切 This God of yours, you'vegiven up everything for him.
他对你做了什么 他惩罚你 And what's he do? He punishes you.
当上帝惩罚我们时 他让我们更靠近他 When God wounds us, he calls us closer to him.
你已经不能再靠近了 You couldn't get any closer.
你已经和他同床了 You're already in the goddamn bed with him.
你们不能达成什么协议吗 他让你活命 你当他的小女友 Couldn't you make some kind of deal? He lets you stay around, you be his bitch?
否则你就不要再招呼他了 Otherwise, take your business elsewhere.
我不是同性恋 懂吗 上帝也不是黑社会 I'm not gay, all right? And God's not a gangster.
他不会跟人达成协议 也不会理会最后通牒 He don't make deals, he don't respond to ultimatums.
这一次你不能让我改变心意 You can't talk me out of this one.
我搞不懂为什么每一次上节目 I don't know why I come out here every show
都要不停地说“谢谢你们 谢谢你们 谢谢你们” and I keep saying, "Thank you, thank you, thank you."
我不知道为什么要谢谢你们 I don't know what I'm thanking you for.
你们都是免费进来的 You get in here for nothing.
比尔正在做更重要的事 给我留言 Bill's doing more important shit right now. Leave word.
相信我 那可不是我的主意 And believe me, that wasn't my idea.
比尔 是我 凯瑟琳 Bill, it's me, Kathleen.
我要跟你谈谈斯图的事 I need to talk to you about Stu.
现在的新发明可真是了不起 It's amazing, the things they have nowadays.
-剃须膏里竟然有双醋精 -他怎么了 -Shaving cream with diacetin in it. -What about him?
剃须膏里有羊毛脂 Shaving cream with lanolin in it.
剃须膏里有叶绿素 Shaving cream with chlorophyll in it.
那是什么意思 What's that mean?
跑遍整个镇子 才能找到含香皂的剃须膏 Had to chase all over town to find shaving cream with soap in it.
好了 一点剃须… There. A small shave...
他需要… 他能自己上厕所吗 Does he need a--? Can he even get on the crapper by himself?
什么都比不上丝滑的… Nothing like a nice smooth...
我忘了放刀片了 I forgot to put a blade in it.
我们一起造的孽 现在报应来了 A load of good you and me did, climbing into bed together.
生了两个孩子 却都活不长久 Made two kids, own bodies don't want them.
喂 Hello.
朗
稍等 Hang on.
别着急 Hold your horses.
你会把整个小区的人吵醒的 You're gonna wake the whole neighborhood.
这才不是什么小区 这是个房车公园 This ain't no neighborhood. This is a trailer park.
他们还得谢谢我的叫醒服务呢 They ought to thank me for the wake-up call.
快点爬起来去找个工作吧 Get their asses up to find a job.
早起的鸟儿有虫吃 听见了吗 Early bird gets the worm. You heard?
-他们有的人有工作 快进来 -还以为你不会让我进来呢 -Some of them got jobs. Get in here. -Thought you'd never ask.
这里不错嘛 This is nice.
对比之下 妈妈就像家居布置女王 You make Mama look like Martha Stew.
没错 我本来想雇你的女朋友来帮我打扫 Yeah, I was thinking of hiring your girlfriend to tidy up for me.
她可能会欣然接受的 She'd appreciate the work, probably.
教会的老鼠吃陌生人的残渣剩饭 Seeing as the church mouse feeds on strangers' scraps
现在的人都是小气的混蛋 and people these days are just stingy assholes.
这就是因果报应 You get back what you put out there.
所以上帝才让你得了不治之症 Is that why God gave you an incurable disease?
你猜对了 You called it.
你以前总是骂我无可救药 You always said I was a degenerate.
你突然登门 Drop in unannounced.
连撒尿和收拾一下的时间都不给我 Don't give a man time to take a piss or get his shit together.
失陪一下 神父 I beg your pardon, Padre.
你是来踩点 方便以后来偷东西吗 You casing the joint, gonna steal more of my shit?
我来看看你是不是自杀了 I come to see you ain't killed yourself.
留妈妈一个人伤心 Left Mama high and dry.
你以为只有你能信守诺言吗 You think you're the only one that can keep a vow?
别对我搬出说教那一套 Don't get all high and mighty with me.
我他妈的还是你爹 别忘了 I'm still your fucking father. Don't you forget that.
还好你对我没有什么期待 It's lucky you ain't bet one dime on me, huh?
我会为你祷告 I'm praying for you.
你敢 Don't you dare.
你侵犯了我的人权 You're violating my rights as a man.
这是美国公民的权利 As an American.
不要纠结自己的罪 而是关注对教会的信仰 Look not on our sins, but on the faith of your Church.
依照你的意愿 慷慨地赐予教会安宁和团结 And graciously grant her peace andunity in accordance with your will.
上帝永远眷顾世人 Who live and reign forever and ever.
-阿门 -阿门 -Amen. -Amen.
神的平安与你们同在 The peace of the Lord be with you always.
让我们向彼此 And now let us offer each other
问安 a sign of peace.
愿平安归于你 Peace be with you.
你打算什么时候告诉我 When were you gonna tell me?
等我不再感到丢脸的时候 When I prayed away my pride.
如果你愿意 我可以帮你证婚 I'll marry you, you want me to.
你不想知道他是谁吗 Aren't you gonna ask what kind of guy he is?
不 No.
我会去揍他的 I'd beat him up.
但是我正在努力当一名神父呢 But I'm trying to be a priest.
这个… Well, for...
我想让你知道 我会一直支持你的 For what it's worth, you have my support.
不论疾病还是健康 In sickness and in health?
万一有神迹呢 In case I get a miracle?
直到死亡将我们分开 Until death do we part?
如果你妈妈问起来 If your mom asks,
告诉她 我来劝过你放弃做神父 tell her I came to convince you to abandon priesthood.
她不会相信的 She ain't gonna believe that.
那不是你 Not you.
没关系的 It's okay.
扶我一把 Give me a hand here.
我们的职责是来到最黑暗的地方 It's our mission to enter the darkest places,
成为神的光 and to be the light of Christ.
“黑暗” "Dark"?
因为我们是黑人 坏人 还是坏的黑人 Because we Black, bad, or both?
这个… It...
这是个比喻 It's a metaphor.
如果你要用那些冠冕堂皇的词 最好先给我们发个字典 老兄 If you gonna use big words like that, might as well pass out dictionaries, bro.
你们每周能打一次电话 You guys get one phone call a week in here?
如果马屁拍得好 If you kiss the right ass.
你会给谁打电话 Who you gonna call, huh?
你的妈妈 Your mama?
你会让她更伤心的 You gonna break her heart some more.
你的老婆 Your wife?
面对现实吧 她可能正忙着和新找的男人滚床单呢 Shit, let's be real, she probably busy banging her new man.
你的孩子 And your kid?
如果他的爸爸死了 说不定还能得到更多同学的同情 He'd probably get more pity in school if his daddy was dead.
跟上帝说话不需要电话 Don't need no phone to talk to God.
也不需要获得狱警的同意 Don't need a guard's permission, neither.
当其他人都不在乎你说的话时 上帝在乎 When no one else gives a shit what you got to say, God does.
因为你们都是神创造的 Because he made your ass.
他肯定对你们很失望 但是他想帮你们 You damn right he's disappointed in it, but he wants to help.
不管你多努力地想要拒绝 不管你说了多少次不 No matter how hard you resist it, no matter how many times you say no.
他还是想让你们洗心革面 He still wants to make you better.
他不会放弃你们 He ain't giving up on you.
永远不会 Never.
你们也别想自暴自弃 Don't you dare go giving up on yourself.
你想再试一下吗 You wanna try again?
请坐 斯图 Have a seat, Stuart.
你猜怎么着 You know what?
我想保持身材 我还是站着吧 I'm trying to stay fit. I'll have a stand.
教区里有人担心 There is concern amongst the diocese
你虚弱的身体 that the state of your infirmity
可能让你无法履行圣礼的职责 will render you unable to properly perform the sacraments.
甚至可能使他们蒙羞 It may even cause you to disgrace them.
我会吐血 吞咽困难 下跪的时候会摔倒 I spill the blood. Choke on the body. Fall on my face trying to genuflect.
你以为我没有想过吗 You think I haven't thought of that?
我们不是有圣灵的人 We're not human beings having a spiritual experience,
我们是人中的圣灵 we are spiritual beings having a human one.
上帝不看重我们的肉身 你们也不应该看重 This body don't mean nothing to God. Therefore nor should it to you.
很遗憾 我做不了主 Unfortunately, it's not up to me.
教会不会为你施行按手礼 The Church will not endorse you for ordination.
一开始教会不愿意资助我 作为天主教的代言人 At first the Church couldn't afford to subsidize me as a face of Catholicism.
现在又不能资助一个残疾人 Now it can't afford to subsidize a cripple.
这一次不是因为名誉 而是因为钱 This time it ain't a matter of reputation, it's a matter of the money.
不是吗 Isn't that right?
上帝不会改变规则 神父 只有人才会 God don't move the goalpost, Father. Man does.
维护教会的圣洁是我的职责 It is my duty to defend the sanctity of our Church.
对不起 斯图尔特 I'm sorry, Stuart.
您好 朗先生 Hello, Mr. Long.
打扰了 我叫汉姆 I'm sorry, my name is Ham.
我是您儿子斯图尔特的朋友 I'm a friend of your son, Stuart.
你快死了吗 Nearly done there or what?
她会帮我站起来的 She gonna help me up.
得了吧 Oh, come on now.
你不能把希望都寄托在这上面 This ain't the hill to die on.
这是唯一的希望 It's the only one.
这教堂建得很坚固 It's a solid build.
昆虫的死法 I seen insects grope about for death
都比你现在这副样子有尊严 with more dignity than what you're displaying right now.
你是来帮我的吗 You here to help?
用竖琴演奏一曲赞美诗吧 Play a hymn on the harp.
能让悲惨显得有诗意 Makes pathetic shit look poetic.
我只知道旷野鹰豪乐团的赞美诗 The only hymn I know is Haggard.
你是不是要去别的地方 Ain't you got somewhere to be?
可能吧 Yeah, probably.
我在尝试一种他们叫自雇的新玩意 I'm trying out this new thing they got now called self-employment.
年轻人都在做 All the kids are doing it.
我听说过 I heard about that.
和失业没啥两样 Identical twin sister to unemployment.
只是他们觉得这种新称呼更有面子 Except they swear she's the better-looking one.
我在电视上看了几个回合的拳击赛 I seen a couple of boxing bouts on the TV.
让我明白 一个人被击倒了并没有输 Enough to know a man don't lose when he gets knocked down,
不再站起来才是输了 but when he won't get up.
我最了解你的一点就是 If there's one thing I know about you, it's...
你不害怕被揍 you ain't afraid to get hit.
你就打算一直看着吗 You gonna watch or what?
对 Yeah.
-嘿 妈妈 -嘿 孩子 -Hey, Mama. -Hi, baby.
你在等什么 What you waiting on?
等你 Well, you.
你在里面干什么 What you doing in there?
祷告你能多几分耐心 Praying for you to get some patience.
你还是为我的前列腺祷告吧 You ought to try praying for my prostate.
你没事吧 You all right?
反正我不会在马桶上做谢幕演出 I ain't trying to close my curtains in the shit box,
这一点你别担心 if that's what you're asking.
你不是从小就想当猫王吗 Well, you always did wanna be like Elvis.
我还以为你从来没有注意过呢 I didn't think you noticed.
我怎么可能注意不到 你总是在模仿他 How could I not? You never shut up.
沉默的时光不在了 Many hours of silence, gone.
他们说沉默是金 我们本该发大财才对 They say it's gold. We could've been rich.
现在太迟了 时光一去不复返 Too late now. Ain't gonna get that time back.
没错 Yeah.
我们该怎么应对 How do we tackle this?
起来吧 Come on. Yeah.
我们要迟到了 We're gonna be late.
-地狱里可不冷 -你就这点搞笑的本事 -The news ain't said hell froze over. -That the best you got?
如果可以的话我会为你鼓掌 我还是打我自己吧 I'd clap if I could. I might slap myself.
那还差不多 That's more like it.
我向来不喜欢穿得这么正经 I never did like wearing these things.
上一次这么打扮还是你弟弟的葬礼 Ain't done one of these since your brother's funeral.
上面还蹭上了你妈妈的化妆品 Still got your mother's makeup on it.
下一次葬礼很快就到了 You got another one coming up.
给我把臭嘴闭上 Shut the fuck up with that.
抽空带妈妈去个高档的地方逛逛吧 Meantime, take Mama somewhere nice.
你不能说我什么都没给过你 Can't say I never gave you nothing.
不用谢谢你 直接谢谢生你的人吧 I skipped over thanking you. Went straight to the source.
这辆车的声音就像小猫叫 This thing purrs like a kitten.
哦 不 Oh, no.
他妈的… You son of a...
婊子养的 垃圾 就不能等到明天 Son of a bitch. You piece of shit. You couldn't wait till tomorrow.
或许这是上帝在告诉你应该学会分享 Maybe that's God saying you ought to share your shit.
-之类的 -它现在是你的了 -Or else. -Yeah, well, she's all yours now.
我们也不远了 我可以走路 We ain't that far. I could walk.
是呀 我他妈的还能飞呢 Yeah, and I can fucking fly.
-你要去哪儿 -我要让你按时赶到教堂 -Where you going? -I gotta get your ass to church on time.
好了 There you go.
已经喘不上气了 Breathing heavy already.
-是空气太糟了 -你会犯心脏病的 -It's the bad air. -You gonna have a heart attack.
那样就对了 我死在你前头 Well, then it'll all be right. I'd die before you.
恐怕你没那么幸运 Yeah, you ain't that lucky.
闭嘴 Shut up.
-你好 宝贝 -嘿 妈妈 -Hi, baby. -Hey, Mama.
-你能告诉我这是怎么回事吗 -什么意思 -Wanna tell me what's going on here? -What you mean?
爸爸戴着领带 Dad is in a tie.
他看上去很精神 He looks nice.
你们觉得因为我当不了神父 我就可以娶她了 Y'all think since I can't be a priest, I'm gonna marry her?
-你们都会祝福我们吗 -你现在无力反抗 -Y'all bless this? -You're in no state to protest.
-你管她叫家政人员 -家政人员怎么了 -You called her a housekeeper. -What's wrong with housekeepers?
那对她真是个好消息 三个月以后我就要用上尿布了 That's good for her. In three months, I'll be in a diaper.
总得有人给你擦屁股 You're gonna need someone to clean up your shit.
-那是你要干的活 -我要分包给别人 -That's your job. -I'm gonna subcontract.
你们两个别斗嘴了 Oh, cut that shit out, you two.
好了 我们进去吧 Here. Let's go.
-当心背后 比尔 -好的 -Mind your back, Bill. -Okay.
我们的堂区向教区请愿 任命你为牧师 Our parish petitioned the diocese to ordain you as a priest.
主教拼尽全力通过了请愿申请 Monsignor made sure it was heard.
原来我还有仅存的一点斗志 Turns out, I had one good fight left in me.
我们都相信你 兄弟 We all believe in you, brother.
你得叫我神父 That's Father to you.
有人曾说过我破坏教会形象 Someone once told me I was bad advertising.
你们能相信吗 Imagine that.
他曾是我在超市打工时的老板 He was a boss of mine at the supermarket.
我每次上班都是鼻青脸肿 皮开肉绽的 I kept coming in with a face looked more like raw meat than what I was selling.
当然了 在当时 Of course at the time,
我觉得他有眼无珠 I thought that man was wrong.
整个世界都低估了我 Whole world was wrong when it came to me.
我的每一次出拳 都是在反击那个待我不公的世界 Every brawl I had was beating back at a world I thought had done me wrong.
没错 Yeah.
我脸上的每一个淤青 Every bruise on my face,
我滴的每一滴血 都是我与上帝的不公对抗的证明 every drop of blood I shed was proof of my war against God's injustice.
我现在的样子比那时候更糟 这是毋庸置疑的 I look worse now than I did then, that's for sure.
区别是… Difference is...
我现在知道我的苦难都是上帝的礼物 now I know my suffering's a gift from God.
我知道这听起来像是胡扯 Now, I know it sounds like bull,
但是这是一个坐轮椅的人说的话 but it's coming from a man in a wheelchair,
所以你们最好相信 so you got to entertain it.
听我说 Hear me out.
我们的外在形态在逐渐衰老 All our outer nature's wasting away.
但是我们的内心每日得以更新 But our inner nature is being renewed every day.
这一生不论长短 This life, no matter how long it lasts,
都是为永生的荣耀做预备的短暂痛苦 is a momentary affliction preparing us for eternal glory.
我们不应该为轻松的人生祷告 We shouldn't pray for an easy life,
而应祷告能有力量度过艰难的人生 but the strength to endure a difficult one.
因为经历痛苦 Because the experience of suffering
才能淋漓尽致地彰显上帝的爱 is the fullest expression of God's love.
这是亲近基督的机会 It is a chance to be closer to Christ.
没有人能完美地经历痛苦 Now, no one suffers perfectly.
我肯定不能 For sure not me.
即使基督也有过绝望的时刻 Even Christ had his moment of despair.
“我的神 我的神 为什么离弃我 ” "My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?"
他在十字架上发问 He asked from the cross.
基督感到了背叛 Christ felt betrayed.
如你所见 在那一瞬间 You see, in that moment,
无罪的他… he who was sinless...
背负了我们的罪 被上帝审判 took on all our sins, and got judged by God.
他替我们受罪 因为神爱世人 He took what we deserve, because he loves us.
而那份爱… And that love...
能让最坏的人变成信徒 it could make the baddest man a believer.
因为那份爱与众不同 Because that love is a feeling like no other.
上帝为我选择了 这条风景秀丽的死亡之路 To lead you all to find and feel that love...
是为了指引你们找到并感受这份爱 is why God is giving me the scenic route to die.
为此我每日献上感恩 And for that, I thank him every day.
阿门 Amen.
欢迎光临宏伟天空康复中心 资深护理公寓
宏伟天空康复中心
-嗨 -你好吗 -Hi. -How you doing?
很好 Great.
-您要拜访哪一位 -斯图神父 -And who are you here to visit, sir? -Father Stu.
这个镇上的其他人也一样 You and everybody else in this town.
早上好 Good morning.
我猜这是犯罪的好时候 Good one to be in sin, I suppose.
保佑我 天父 因为我犯罪了 Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
我已经有七天没有忏悔了 It has been seven days since my last confession.
但是不论我忏悔多少次 But no matter how many I make,
问题的根源还在 these hands that touch the troubled are still themselves unclean.
你有怀疑吗 You having doubts?
怀疑意味着 我不确定自己想不想承担这份责任 A doubt would imply that I ever wanted this responsibility.
我的父亲想 My father did.
这是他对我从小的期待 It was expected of me.
我生上帝的气 I'm angry at God.
他不给我足够的勇气对抗这份期待 For failing to make me man enough to defy the expectations of me.
我很羡慕你有胆量和命运抗争 And I'm envious of you for having the balls to do just that.
我每天祷告有办法逃离这种生活 All I ever prayed for was a way out of this life.
看到上帝给了你一条逃离的路 And to watch you given an out by God,
你却拒绝了… and refuse it...
我不能理解 I can't understand it.
但是我很羡慕 But I do admire it.
为了我所有的罪 我忏悔 For these and all my sins, I am sorry.
除了活下去 我的父母对我没有什么期待 I wasn't given no expectation, except to stay alive.
就这一点我也做得不好 I ain't coming too good on that.
不管是献上爱子 还是看着一个孩子死去 Whether by offering his son, or for watching one die,
父亲只想要爱 a father's just looking for love,
和我们一样 like the rest of us.
想想约瑟夫作为那个不重要的父亲… Imagine how it must've felt for Joseph...
该是什么感受 to be the less important father.
以他的名 你祈祷悔过 In his name, you pray for penance.
再见 斯图 Goodbye, Stu.
比尔·朗 酒鬼 Bill Long, alcoholic.
你好 比尔 Hi, Bill.
我感觉就好像 把自己的老二放进碎木机里 I feel like I'm putting my dick in a woodchipper.
我们都经历过 有时候烂醉如泥 不省人事 We've all been in your shoes. Sometimes, too drunk to put them on.
你能承认自己的软弱 已经迈出了第一步 You've made the first step, admitting you can't do it alone.
阿门 Amen.
我需要上帝帮助的地方有很多 Yeah, well, I could've used God's help for a lot of things,
但是我从来没有找到过上帝 but never could find him.
我的儿子说那是因为上帝没走丢 My son said, that's because God wasn't lost.
自作聪明的家伙 Wise-ass.
我肯定是没有拿到正确的地图 Anyway, I sure as hell ain't got the road map.
我来这儿是因为我儿子想让我受洗 I'm here because my son asked me to get baptized.
我诋毁所有他曾经的偶像 I killed every hero that boy ever had,
希望有一天我能成为他的偶像 hoping one day that hero would be me.
却从来没有给他一个崇拜我的理由 Never gave him a single reason why it should be.
我猜我们都是后知后觉的人 I guess we're both late bloomers.
斯图尔特·朗一直担任神父 直到他50岁时逝世
这是一种深刻的经历 It's a profound experience,
痛苦 suffering.
与病魔抗争的过程 And the struggles of this disease
帮助了我 帮助了其他人 help me, and help others,
领悟到我们应该过的人生 to learn the way that we should have been living all along.
它教会了我谦逊 It's taught me a little humility.
教会了我尊严 尊重他人 It's taughtme dignity, respect for others.
有时候像我这样的人… 有个极端的例子 Sometimes people like me-- There's an extreme example.
我们需要这样的经历才能蜕变 --we need things like this to be able to make those changes,
才能做出有益自己的决定 and decisions in our life that are gonna help us become better people.
变成上帝派遣我们来到这世界时 期待我们成为的样子 Become the people that God has created us to be when he sent us to this planet.
斯图尔特·朗
这都是欺骗的战术 要让他们以为你要往右打 It's all about deception. Make them think you're going right.
结果出其不意 用左手出击 Then pow, hit them with that left.
始料不及 这样观众才会为演员倾倒 Unpredictability. It makes the audience the actor's bitch.
导演说我们要从镜头里消失 The director says we're supposed to disappear.
不 亲爱的 所以他们管这个叫抢戏 No, honey, that's why they call it stealing the show.
取悦观众是不需要许可的 Nobody gives you permission to entertain.
-我才七岁 -我是想帮你 孩子 -I'm 7. -I'm trying to help you, kid.
传授给你一些智慧 上帝会微笑的 Impart some wisdom. God smiles on that shit.
都给我安静 Quiet all around.
我知道你在想什么 把这场戏搞砸了也没什么 I know what you're thinking. You're free to fuck this up.
最差的情况就是重拍一遍 Worst that happens, you don't make the cut.
在拳击赛场上 你只有一次机会 你最好抓住机会 In the ring, you get one chance. You better make it count.
这就是电影和人生的区别 That's the difference between movies and real life.
你的人生你做主 Your choice how you wanna live.
开机 Rolling.
定位 A mark.
想当大明星吗 跟着我 Wanna be a big star? Follow me.
背景准备 开始 Background. And action.
嘿 你 Hey, you.
侍女 Maid.
停 停 我的… Cut, cut. Oh, my...
停 你疯了吗 Cut. Are you crazy?
-我在增加电影的真实性 那样很好 -你是背景 -I'm making it real. That was good. -You're background.
我只想帮个忙 这些家伙做得不对 Trying to help. These guys ain't doing it right.
-踢他 -嘿 不许这样跟国王说话 -Get him. -Hey, don't talk to the king like that.
-你没毛病吧 -你被炒鱿鱼了 -What's wrong with you? -You're wrapped.
-什么 -祝贺你 -What? -Congratulations.
字幕翻译： 李婵